Ya son varias veces que acudimos a Porn Eat. Muy buenas hamburguesas. Bien de punto con mucho sabor y muy "gochas" con salsas y toppings. El punto de la carne está perfecto y te preguntan siempre excepto lógicamente en las Smash. Las hay de pollo, de medallón o Smash y siempre cuentan con alguna edición limitada diferente. Como guarnición patatas o boniato que están riquísimas, especialmente este último. Los nachos tampoco desmerecen con su pico de gallo y mucho queso fundido, y con sobre todo carne desmechada que sabe espectacular. Los postres son muy buenos los siguientes: tarta de queso, brownie y gofre. El resto como las cremas de chocolate (Madness) no son nada espectacular pero cumplen. El trato agradable y rápido. El único "pero" es que ya no nos sirvieron café porque era tarde. Para beber cervezas y refrescos Por cierto IMPRESCINDIBLE RESERVAR. 100% RECOMENDABLE. Volveremos.

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Demetre Dzmanashvili

Absolutely delicious spot with a fantastic selection of burgers. They even offer a menú del día for just €14.90—a great deal for the full menu. Highly recommended.

Judy B

What an incredible spot! My cousin and I are visiting Madrid from NYC and Puerto Rico and was looking for a good spot around the hotel we’re staying at and saw this spot in my google maps. PornEat completely exceeded our expectations. We had a highly recommended Handjob Smash burger. The burger was absolutely delicious—juicy, flavorful, and cooked to perfection. The sauce it came with and Cajun fries were spot on. The drinks were top-notch, perfectly mixed and super refreshing. Huge shoutout to Emilia and Tina for the amazing service—so friendly, attentive, and welcoming. Both of them made the experience unforgettable. And thank you both for the shots on the house—such a fun and generous surprise! Highly recommend this place to anyone living in or visiting Madrid that’s looking for a great vibe, tasty food, and top-tier service.

Javier Perez

Porneats: A Love Affair with Food (And No, Not That Kind of Affair) After a long walk through the market on a cool Sunday afternoon, my wife and I found ourselves famished. We strolled back toward the plaza, weaving through the streets, when we stumbled upon a place called Porneats. Now, let’s be honest—you can pretend the name didn’t catch your attention, but I’ll admit it, it definitely grabbed mine. And before you get any ideas, my addiction is strictly to food. The vibe? Spot on. Porneats was rocking 80s US hits (because what pairs better with food than some power chords and nostalgia?), and the covered patio outside had plenty of seating. Inside was a bit snug, but they did have an upstairs area for those who like their meals with a side of stairs. The menu was conveniently available via QR code, in both Spanish and English—perfect for the tech-savvy and those who prefer not to butcher a menu in their second language. Then came Valentina, our waitress, who deserves a review of her own. Friendly, helpful, and effortlessly charming, she took the time to introduce herself and offer recommendations—not just on food, but on must-see spots in town. It’s the kind of service that reminds you hospitality isn’t just about delivering plates but creating experiences. Now, let’s talk about the real reason you’re reading this: the food. After some friendly indecision (a.k.a. too many good options), we took Valentina’s advice and ordered the OMG Mexico with grilled chicken. And let me tell you—it lived up to the name. The chicken? Grilled to perfection. Crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside (no pun intended… okay, maybe a little). Smothered in cheese, topped with fresh avocado, and bursting with flavor, it was the kind of sandwich that requires napkins and zero shame. Final verdict? If you’re walking by Porneats, stop. If you’re thinking about ordering takeout, do it. If you’re hesitating, don’t. Because whether you dine in or grab it to go, one thing is certain—you won’t be disappointed.

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Valerio Besozzi

Incredible place! The hamburgers are super good. Thank Valentina for suggesting the desserts.

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Nojus Džiaugys

Hostess Valentina was fabulous and friendly, we felt like at home, she spoke excellent english. The food was exquisite, I tried a burger that was, I kid you not, covered in a sweet and bttery-nutty (lotus) cream-sauce. It was a strangely surreal, when Valentina came and let ME choose, how much of the sauce will be poured on the burger. That being said, the burber itself was made very well: medium rare meat was perfectly meaty and rare, the buns were warn and crunchy, topping tasteful. Overall, would come again.

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Pablo Santos

Very good burgers. The service was a little slow because they were overwhelmed with a full restaurant. Had the Madriz burger, which was the best one in our table. A little on the expensive side for burgers.

Gabriela Maciac

It was one of the best chicken burgers I've had. Quality of the food is top and the service was proper, especially Valentina, who spoke very good English and made sure we are well served. Thank you! Totally recommend the place.

Ángel Lázaro

I loved this place, the burgers were really tasty and HUUUUUUUUUUUGE, the waiter that was with us also a sweetheart, her name was Graciella. Thank you for your hospitality and I hope to come back soon here!!

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Henry Thure

I truly appreciate a well-made burger. Super good flavors, and nice ambience in general! Valentina was our waitress and have to give big thanks to her and her great service and recommendations 😁👌🏽

Lavender Looi

The cheesecake was the perfect combination of sweet and salty and it was so creamy on the inside. Everything we ordered tasted really good, the service was great. Our servers were Ignacio and another nice lady.

Roel van Aerde

Great place, good service, perfect burgers and nice beers. The place looks nice and they have very good service. They offer a wide variety of burgers some nice beers, and awesome desserts. Would definitely recommend visiting this place.

Noemi Bontempo

We ordered two burgers as a takeaway and everything went smoothly. Each burger comes with fries, where you can choose between salt and Cajun. The thin fries were extra but the larger ones were great. The burger is delicious as well but very greasy so be aware of that if you don’t like it greasy this place is not for you. All in all the portion is big and more than enough if you are very hungry or just crave a burger. Ah and it comes with a side of BBQ sauce. Great food, will definitely order again.

Great beer and amazing burgers. The atmosphere and decor are hilarious as well! Service and prices were on point too! I recommend this place 100%!

Great beer and amazing burgers. The atmosphere and decor are hilarious as well! Service and prices were on point too! I recommend this place 100%!

Great beer and amazing burgers. The atmosphere and decor are hilarious as well! Service and prices were on point too! I recommend this place 100%!

Great beer and amazing burgers. The atmosphere and decor are hilarious as well! service and prices were on point too! I recommend this place 100%!

Great beer and amazing burgers. The atmosphere and decor are hilarious as well! Service and prices were on point too! I recommend this place 100%!

Great beer and amazing burgers. The atmosphere and decor are hilarious as well! Service and prices were on point too! I recommend this place 100%!

Stefany was a great hostess and explained the options on the menu. Burger was great but had no room for desert but will be back. Hopefully the owners appreciate Stefany

Stefany was a great hostess and explained the options on the menu. burger was great but had no room for desert but will be back. Hopefully the owners appreciate Stefany

Ha sido la primera vez que voy a PORNEAT. En general, me ha gustado mucho, así que volveré sin ninguna duda. Cómo entrante pedimos los Nachos Nopor y los Chicken Tenders. Los nachos estaban muy buenos. Estaban crujientes y con los acompañamientos estaban deliciosos. Si mal no recuerdo, tenían carne de cerdo estilo "pulled pork", guacamole, Pico de gallo y salsa de queso. Me habría gustado algo picante, pero estaban muy buenos y los volvería a pedir En cuanto a los Chicken Tenders, estaban muy crujientes y calientes. Los servían con una salsa barbacoa. De nuevo me habría gustado algo de variedad en las salsas, especialmente una picante. Estaban muy buenos, pero por algún motivo algunos estaban más jugosos que otros. Aún así, bastante bien. Cómo plato principal me pedí una de sus "stuffed burgers", la Madriz. La carne estaba en un punto que me encanta, rojita por dentro. La cebolla caramelizada quedaba muy bien. Las salsas que usaron estaban muy buenas. No es una hamburguesa excesivamente grande, pero creo que para la mayoría de gente está bastante bien ya que si es gordita. La pedí con patatas gajo, muy crujientes y recién hechas. Le recomendaría esta hamburguesa a cualquiera que vaya por primera vez al restaurante, no decepciona. Como bebida, una coca cola y un mojito classic. No suelo tomar bebidas alcohólicas, pero el mojito estaba bueno. Creo que me habría gustado algo más dulce, pero seguramente sea por mi falta de gusto con este tipo de bebidas 😅 Todos los camareros que nos atendieron fueron bastante majos y el servicio fue muy rápido teniendo en cuenta que el local estaba lleno. A la hora para la que reservé (un viernes a las 21:20) solo había sitio en la terraza, así que recomiendo reservar con algo de tiempo por si acaso.

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Hamburguesas riquísimas solo que un poco pequeñas, mejor pedirse un entrante antes. El boniato que puedes elegir de acompañante con las hamburguesas muy rico. Buen servicio, ocal un poco ruidoso.

Todo muy bueno sobre todo los nachos, las hamburguesas deliciosas pero un poco justas en tamaño. Los camareros muy amables. Lo peor son los precios de las bebidas son muy elevados y el baño de discapacitados no es accesible por tener trastos por en medio.

Dina Dissi

Great burgers at porneat! Had the OMG Korea and Cheeseporn, so good! And the sweet potato fries were delicious as well! Rating 4/5 as a couple options were not available from the menu.

Gisela Zepeda

Great spot for burgers they have plenty of options. Clean bathrooms. Plenty of space for a big group. We had the lemonade with mint blended and a veggie burger, and the OMG- Korea burger!

Kamil Lelonek

Quite good but not super delicious. Bacon was too hard and meat not cooked enough. Fries were just fine.

Fuimos a comer y pedimos dos hamburguesas, y bueno, bien, sobre todo la " del mes" con pico de gallo de mango, muy rica. Se nota la calidad de la comida. Para nuestro gusto la otra que pedimos, la Frankie 2.0 no se correspondia mucho con la imagen , a parte que era un poco seca. Las patatas fritas normales muy buenas, las de gajo un poco crudas. A parte añadiría otros tipos de salsa acompañando a las patatas, pues para los dos fueron la misma, barbacoa, y no somos muy fans de la barbacoa, por ello digo de añadir, porque si hubiera sido una de barbacoa y otra de otro tipo hubiese estado mejor. Fuimos con reserva .

No estuvo mal. Vimos el local un poco dejado, como poco limpio, esperabamos una decoración más Porn... Nos colocaron muy bien las mesas y la atención y el servicio fueron muy muy buenos. En cuanto a la comida, sin más, esperabamos mucho más, fuimos apropósito desde Alcalá de Henares 15 personas, por la fama de las hamburguesas, y sin más. De tamaño bastante justo, no son muy grandes. El bacon estaba demasiado quemado en general, todos coincidimos en que crujia mucho. Sabor y calidad bien, pero tampoco algo extraordinario como pintan. La carta de postres muy justa. Prometiendo una tarta de queso increíble y que todos pedimos y no fue así... estaba pasada de cocción y de temperatura. Demasiado hecha. De todos modos, buen sitio para ir a cenar con amigxs, sin más pretensiones.

Maka ha sido agradable y muy maja. La hamburguesa estaba muy hecha cuando se nos dijo que vendría poca hecha. De la foto a la realidad una diferencia demasiado grande. Cheeseburger muy muy distinta a lo que tienen en catálogo. Calidad bastante cuestionable. Por lo que ha costado podría comerme una burguer en otro lado mismo precio y mejor. Un sitio muy meh para no volver y probar en otro lado mejor. Tienen la marca, todo muy flashy pero no merece la pena.

Nicole Lynn Vilaca

Good burgers but the service was very slow and they messed up our orders. Had to ask many times before we got the food. But good location and atmosphere

Umair

We had a mixed experience at Porneat. We came here for lunch and ordered some Chicken Tenders, Chicken Burger and Frankie 2.0. The Chicken Tenders were overcooked and dry. The Chicken burger was not good too mostly because of the sweet brioche bun. The Frankie 2.0 was served with grated cheese on top and was the best dish out of the three. Overall a decent experience. Will we come here again? No.

Pierre Geron

Was excited about this place, so even if I already had light lunch decided to give it a try. There was an interesting lunch deal which I didn't see and wasn't offered. The big issues with my burger was the texture full of hard bacon bits and meat cartilage. Finally, the caramelized onions were too sweet for my taste. I left disappointed and with a hefty bill. Edit: my intention is not to insult but to give constructive feedback. I did not suggest the hamburger was not home made.

la verdad que muy mal teníamos reserva a las 22:20 y nos han traído la comida. a las 23:20 y encima la hamburguesa estaba cruda y la hemos dicho a la camarera que nos la hiciese más y nos la traído igual que estaba, era incomible y encima te puede entrar una intoxicación por comer carne cruda NEFASTO Y MAL TRATO

Teníamos reserva a las 22:20 y nos sirvieron las hamburguesas a las 23:27. Una hora de espera para que mi hamburguesa (frankie 2.0) llegará totalmente cruda, solo vuelta y vuelta en la plancha. Pedí a la camarera si me la podían hacer más porque estaba demasiado cruda, a todo esto poniendo cara rara. Me la volvieron a traer exactamente igual de cruda, por lo que la hamburguesa sabía a pura carne cruda y podríamos haber cogido una gastroenteritis o una intoxicación por comer carne cruda. Adjunto foto de que pagué 13,50€ por una hamburguesa incomible la cual dejé más de la mitad. Resumen: me fui de ahí sin comer, bastante enfadada y con ganas de poner una hoja de reclamaciones.

NO pidáis a domicilio. Hacemos un pedido de 80euros para 6 personas a las 21:55 por Uber, nos sale hora estimada 23:15 y a las 00:47 nos cancelan el pedido sin ninguna explicación. Durante toda la espera intentando llamar al local y no nos cogen el teléfono ni una sola vez. Nos encantaba el sitio, una pena manchar así el nombre...de verguenza. No es culpa de Uber eats porque fueron hasta 2 repartidores a recoger el pedido al local y se marcharon por la espera...

Steffi Colindres

What a disappointment. My husbands burger was almost raw and the chips in my nachos were double fried ( I guess to make use of the old chips) making them extremely hard & chewy, impossible to eat. Do not waster your time. I would pass.

Amir Abedin

A tragedy!! We ordered guacamole and chips the chips were so out of date. The meat had no taste. We found a piece of bone in one of the burgers. The bun was horrible. The bun was so laughable you can hardly call it a bun. The drinks in the can for a place that charges a lot for cokes. If you know what means food you never eat here. Will not repeat. When we complained they said thats what it is 😂😂😂

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