Simple Simons

This place is great!!! Been in Sweeny for a couple of years now and cant believe I had never stopped here before. The customer service was the absolute best!!! Very friendly 😊staff!!! There were a lot of food choices too. We had the pizzadillias- and they were so GOOD and fresh!!! The price was great for the quality of food!!! Definitely coming back to this hidden gem!!!

I constantly order from here. Pizza is great, pizzadillas are marvelous. I was raised a yankee in new york so i know a thing or two about pizza. These guys and gals do it right. The spicy wings are awesome, too. Bravo simple simon's.

was working in the area and stopped for lunch with our team.. the food was great..the calizones were delicious as was the pizza..I also had the turkey sandwich and that too was delicious..the bread on the sandwichs and the crust on the pizza and calizones was some of the best I've ever eaten.. a great experience..

This place was amazing! The big 10 pizza is one of the best pizzas I have had in a long time! If you are in town better make it a point to stop in!!

If you like meat pizzas, you won't be disappointed. They have baked fresh pizzas for guests at multiple times in my presence. The crew is friendly. Plenty of drink options. Buffet pizza.

Big shout out to Mr. And Mrs.Karstedt!!!! They own Simple Simon's Pizza in Sweeny. It was super yummy and cheese, and much appreciated 😋 thank you for the pizza

It's greatest place to grab pizza in my opinion. I get deluxe pizza equivalent it's good and big

My daughter and I have been going there for a year now and the pizza taste great..we get treated very well there and have to drive from angleton..but it's worth the trip.

Great buffet! Very tasty salad bar and different varieties of pizza to choose from. Grandkids loved it!

Destin Noak

Great buffet! Very tasty salad bar and different varieties of pizza to choose from. Grandkids loved it!

This is a very popular lunch destination. It is usually jam-packed with refinery workers. They have a pretty good lunch buffet as well as whatever you want to order from the menu. The food is hot fresh and it's very good. I have known the owners all my life and they are some very sweet and awesome people. The calzone is a favorite of mine. I'm not sure but I believe they deliver as well. So if you ever get hungry, head on down to simple Simon's Pizza and try them out.

This place takes you back in time and not in a bad way. Pizza like it's supposed to be. The buffet is great, ample selection, and rarely runs low of various pizzas. Decor is super old school, even have a couple pool tables and an arcade. Neon galore inside, just a super cool atmosphere and the pizza is outstanding.

Great place to get pizza , wings or any of their food. The food is always good, hot and the taste is amazing. Wings vs comparators all I can say is wow. Their wings definitely are worth the $$.

Best pizza. Husband's order is always a 6 meat calzone. They have wheat free wings, which is nice because that's all I can have basically. Fountain sodas and a couple game machines. Haven't been for the lunch buffet.

Met the owner. Awesome person very friendly and down to earth. I had the cheese burger pizza and the calzone and they were extremely delicious! It is a buffet so you can try all the different flavors. Prices are ridiculously affordable too.

The manager delivered my pizza, he is an outstanding guy, most excellent pizza best pizza I've had since I've left Phoenix, Arizona, far out does dominos in Sweeny, Texas. I would recommend it to anybody, the prices are good, the pizzas are good. And the customer service is excellent, and the manager, along with his staff, is all very friendly and helpful.

Haven't been able to go there in a while. How we miss it. Besides being the best pizza in Texas the staff is so so nice. Need to go anybody who hasn't been. You will just love it. My husband had a bad heart attack and has lung cancer or we would be there. Love

This is the absolute best pizza we have ever eaten. We have eaten pizzas all over the U S and this is the best. We are particular about our pizza so this is huge for us. The service was friendly and very professional. Fast and attentive. Will definitely go back when in the town.

The pizza and breadsticks were delicious. There was lots of carryout traffic, but no one dining in, so we stayed and ate there. There is a kids' play area. It's not a fancy place, but it appears to be clean. Will go back again.

Christopher Brown

Great place to get pizza , wings or any of their food. The food is always good, hot and the taste is amazing. Wings vs comparators all I can say is wow. Their wings definitely are worth the $$.

Tim Hop

The pizza and breadsticks were delicious. There was lots of carryout traffic, but no one dining in, so we stayed and ate there. There is a kids' play area. It's not a fancy place, but it appears to be clean. Will go back again.

Felix Flores

Pizza and bread sticks were delicious. Some of the best pizza I have ever had. Awesome little game area for kids. Overall great place and will go back.

Amelia Bennett

Best pizza. Husband's order is always a 6 meat calzone. They have wheat free wings, which is nice because that's all I can have basically. Fountain sodas and a couple game machines. Haven't been for the lunch buffet.

Zack

This place takes you back in time and not in a bad way. Pizza like it's supposed to be. The buffet is great, ample selection, and rarely runs low of various pizzas. Decor is super old school, even have a couple pool tables and an arcade. Neon galore inside, just a super cool atmosphere and the pizza is outstanding.

Carey Dodson

This is a very popular lunch destination. It is usually jam-packed with refinery workers. They have a pretty good lunch buffet as well as whatever you want to order from the menu. The food is hot fresh and it's very good. I have known the owners all my life and they are some very sweet and awesome people. The calzone is a favorite of mine. I'm not sure but I believe they deliver as well. So if you ever get hungry, head on down to simple Simon's Pizza and try them out.

Catherine Petrash

This is the absolute best pizza we have ever eaten. We have eaten pizzas all over the U S and this is the best. We are particular about our pizza so this is huge for us. The service was friendly and very professional. Fast and attentive. Will definitely go back when in the town.

Jose Alvarez

Met the owner. Awesome person very friendly and down to earth. I had the cheese burger pizza and the calzone and they were extremely delicious! It is a buffet so you can try all the different flavors. Prices are ridiculously affordable too.

Johnnie E Turnage Jr

The manager delivered my pizza, he is an outstanding guy, most excellent pizza best pizza I've had since I've left Phoenix, Arizona, far out does dominos in Sweeny, Texas. I would recommend it to anybody, the prices are good, the pizzas are good. And the customer service is excellent, and the manager, along with his staff, is all very friendly and helpful.

Venetia Sundance

Haven't been able to go there in a while. How we miss it. Besides being the best pizza in Texas the staff is so so nice. Need to go anybody who hasn't been. You will just love it. My husband had a bad heart attack and has lung cancer or we would be there. Love

Great service and great food. Let us know all the specials before we ordered! Thanks for a great dinner guys and gals.

Pizza is great, management not so much. Seriously the best pizza I’ve ever had and affordable. But the woman that says she is the manager is not very nice.

Triple pepporini pizza and cheeseburger order. Cheesburger pizza out pretty good, better then expected. Delivery was on time as promised. Customer service was very helpful with details on the pizza

We caught the buffet at the end but they put out 2 new pizzas and still had plenty on the salad bar, which had a variety of toppings that were all extremely fresh...the staff was super nice as well

Soooooo good! The cheese was amazing. Good place for a get together.

Josue Roman

Soooooo good! The cheese was amazing. Good place for a get together.

The wings and bread sticks are awesome! Pizza is really good too. Don't be in a hurry tho. It gets busy and can take some time. The prices are lower than what I'm used to paying. I travel alot for work and am always looking for a good local place to eat. This is my 2nd time in a week here. Definitely will be back!

Clint Worthington

The wings and bread sticks are awesome! Pizza is really good too. Don't be in a hurry tho. It gets busy and can take some time. The prices are lower than what I'm used to paying. I travel alot for work and am always looking for a good local place to eat. This is my 2nd time in a week here. Definitely will be back!

The pizza was better then cici's but not as good as Papa Johns, Domino's or Pizza hut. The crust was moist under neither each slice I had. However this was off the buffett and it wasn't bad, just not as great a crust and flavorful as others. The price was very resonable they had a lot of veggies on their salad bar and their ranch wasnt half bad for a pizza place. The staff was fast and friendly. I wish the place was cleaner, there were tones of smudge prints on the sneeze gaurd around the buffet and the grime around light switches and door knobs was horrendous. For a cheap buffet better then Cicis pizza but if you want a really good pizza look elsewhere. We will!! Be going back to Simple Simons next time everyone wants CiCis.

FINALLY got my HOT wings and dear lord they were amazing 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Petite Porkers

The pizza was better then cici's but not as good as Papa Johns, Domino's or Pizza hut. The crust was moist under neither each slice I had. However this was off the buffett and it wasn't bad, just not as great a crust and flavorful as others. The price was very resonable they had a lot of veggies on their salad bar and their ranch wasnt half bad for a pizza place. The staff was fast and friendly. I wish the place was cleaner, there were tones of smudge prints on the sneeze gaurd around the buffet and the grime around light switches and door knobs was horrendous. For a cheap buffet better then Cicis pizza but if you want a really good pizza look elsewhere. We will!! Be going back to Simple Simons next time everyone wants CiCis.

KenDell McKenzie

FINALLY got my HOT wings and dear lord they were amazing 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Ordered pepperoni with extra cheese, when we got it you can literally see the crust through the top of the pizza!! And I had two pepperoni on a whole slice. For 24$ for two pepperoni pizzas and we picked up...that sucked!! The pic shows the pizza and crust...Def not cheese

Nonna B

Ordered pepperoni with extra cheese, when we got it you can literally see the crust through the top of the pizza!! And I had two pepperoni on a whole slice. For 24$ for two pepperoni pizzas and we picked up...that sucked!! The pic shows the pizza and crust...Def not cheese

We walked in at 8:25 pm. Sign says they close at 9 pm. They took out order. Took our money. Took the 50.00 tip then told us we would have to take our order to go!! Needless to say, we took our 50.00 tip back! The pizza isn't any better than Little Caesars either! VERY DISAPPOINTED!!

Pizza is good but I can never seem to get delivery lately. Everytime I call I get told they can't do delivery today. If I could drive I'd just go up there and get a pizza but I can't. They'd make more money if they did deliver like there site says they do and like they used to do.

Called and ordered some food over the phone. When I walked in to pick it up the lady at the counter was holding a conversation with another gentleman while taking his payment for his order. After she gave him his change back she continues to hold a conversation ignoring the fact that I was evening standing behind him. I stood there for a moment before I decided to walk out. I called back once I got in the car to let them know that they could cancel the order that I made and I was told by the lady that since I canceled it I could never order from Simple Simons again. This week was the first time that I’ve eaten at your establishment in 10 years so I’m pretty sure I’ll survive…

The food is wonderful. That's all the good I have to say. However, The owner, a lady with dark hair and glasses is the rudest frigid woman I have ever met. I was not aware of how large the stromboli was, so I called my husband because I was shocked that a personal size pizza plus a sandwich along with the stromboli cost 20 dollars and he was like "baby the stromboli will feed everyone!" So I went to her before they started n e thing and asked if she could cancel the other 2 items. Her eyes got big and she blew out of her mouth all the frustration so it was obvious it was an inconvenience to her. I just said never mind and said something to her afterwords. I expect an owner to be professional and understand not everybody has eaten there.

Drove there from Rosharon to get a large order of wings. Supposed to be open till 9pm got there at 6:30pm on Saturday evening. Closed. Never answer the phone. Will not be back.

Love the food! But I tried calling 4 different times to place a order and nobody answers Happens all the time! I try not to give my money to dominoes but at least they answer!

Rude staff. Run down and dirty. Looks like an old kids hangout from the 70's. Broken games and all. Frozen pizza from the grocery store tastes better. Owner needs to close it and start over

Walked in and ordered a small pizza. Still sitting and waiting for our pizza 45 minutes later and we're just told our pizza is just going in. This is the 3rd of the same experience. The lady was rude to my fiance' when she asked about the wait. Not managed well.

We in for the buffet today at 1225pm. I asked if I could request a pizza, he said yes, I requested a meat lovers, the little lady comes from the back and said no speciality, I said ok. Well what about some fresh cinnamon sticks, so they put some out, hard as a rock, mixed in with the cold ones already up there. The 2 pizzas up there pepperoni and one sausage cold and hard. I was so disappointed for 13 bucks

We have been here a few times, but this will most likely be the last. We came for the buffet which runs from 11am to 1pm. They only make 3-4 pizzas, and stopped making pizza around 12 so by 12:30 there was no pizza left. We waited to see if there would be more made and 20 minutes later still nothing, and they still had new customers coming in. They also seemed to have changed the sauce on a few things because the white sauce on the calzone and bacon pizzas tasted like mayo. No one has been up front for about an hour to service anyone. Seems to have really gone down hill.

Decent pizza. Horrible service. They hang up on customers. I was charged twice, and my card was run three times. Had a very difficult time getting a refund. Very poor management and customer service. I'm glad West Columbia has a location now.

Two years ago this place was the BESt and worth the drive for the quality and price. I went there today and the wings were cold the girl at the counter said she would run them thru again and then they were slightly burnt. The pizza ingredients werent cooked.. just like kinda heated and the food and quality is no longer the same! So i gave them 1 star would of gave them no star but gad to give them something. SAD😢

An expensive $35 lesson learned. Called Simple Simons in West Columbia, but a recording came on indicating it was not a working number (tried 3 times). We have always gotten excellent pizza from them each time we ordered. Since we couldn't order from them, thought we would call Simple Simon's in Sweeny (first time to ever order from them), give it try and ordered 2 large pizzas. A GREAT BIG MISTAKE!! Picked up the pizzas and when we got home to eat them, the crush was so soggy, you would have thought it was raw or it had been sitting in water. I tried to "dry" it out by placing in oven, but it didn't improve any. I called Simple Simons, spoke to someone about the problem. They put me on hold and came back and apologized. I asked if they were going to do something about it and this is what I was told and I quote, "Well, you have already picked up the pizza and we're sorry." I asked the same question a second time, again he replied, “No, you have already picked up the pizza.” I asked a follow up question, "Are you going to compensate for this?" Once again the reply was "No." They wouldn't even offer to replace the pizzas. I certainly hope the $35 spent there goes a real long way for them because, it will be the last bit of any money ever spent with them.

Jake The Snake

An expensive $35 lesson learned. Called Simple Simons in West Columbia, but a recording came on indicating it was not a working number (tried 3 times). We have always gotten excellent pizza from them each time we ordered. Since we couldn't order from them, thought we would call Simple Simon's in Sweeny (first time to ever order from them), give it try and ordered 2 large pizzas. A GREAT BIG MISTAKE!! Picked up the pizzas and when we got home to eat them, the crush was so soggy, you would have thought it was raw or it had been sitting in water. I tried to "dry" it out by placing in oven, but it didn't improve any. I called Simple Simons, spoke to someone about the problem. They put me on hold and came back and apologized. I asked if they were going to do something about it and this is what I was told and I quote, "Well, you have already picked up the pizza and we're sorry." I asked the same question a second time, again he replied, “No, you have already picked up the pizza.” I asked a follow up question, "Are you going to compensate for this?" Once again the reply was "No." They wouldn't even offer to replace the pizzas. I certainly hope the $35 spent there goes a real long way for them because, it will be the last bit of any money ever spent with them.

Mia Andrus

We in for the buffet today at 1225pm. I asked if I could request a pizza, he said yes, I requested a meat lovers, the little lady comes from the back and said no speciality, I said ok. Well what about some fresh cinnamon sticks, so they put some out, hard as a rock, mixed in with the cold ones already up there. The 2 pizzas up there pepperoni and one sausage cold and hard. I was so disappointed for 13 bucks

miranda langford

We have been here a few times, but this will most likely be the last. We came for the buffet which runs from 11am to 1pm. They only make 3-4 pizzas, and stopped making pizza around 12 so by 12:30 there was no pizza left. We waited to see if there would be more made and 20 minutes later still nothing, and they still had new customers coming in. They also seemed to have changed the sauce on a few things because the white sauce on the calzone and bacon pizzas tasted like mayo. No one has been up front for about an hour to service anyone. Seems to have really gone down hill.

Brandon Mcdaniel

Decent pizza. Horrible service. They hang up on customers. I was charged twice, and my card was run three times. Had a very difficult time getting a refund. Very poor management and customer service. I'm glad West Columbia has a location now.