Nobody Told Me

Clara Monk

Found out today our favorite neighborhood bar (that has great food in the evenings) also has a banging brunch! Large portions, friendly service, 10/10. Evenings — drinks are expensive but very good. Daily happy hour 3-6. No reservations.

Zarii Parra

Service was BANGING and the medalla and shot deal is incredible! I did come for the old menu posted here a year ago, so I’m posting new pictures. The current is a simple pub food menu with fried chicken and burgers. Good nonetheless, but not the aguachile and charcuterie we wanted for a hot day.

Radha Jhatakia

Love this spot! So nice to have a solid neighborhood bar/restaurant so close by. Best thing is that the food and service are top notch. I've been here in the mornings a few times and am always happy to see Cesar, who is super friendly, greet me. I've had the chilaquiles, chorizo egg and cheese, and bloody Marys and you cannot be steered wrong! Definitely check out Nobody Told Me!

Jackie Gordon Singing Chef

The best thing I ate last weekend was the latke waffle with chai applesauce and sour cream! It was gluten free. I must try to make these at home. Like a giant tater tot Their avocado toast was also delish with marinated mushroom on top and poached eggs. The rest of the casual menu looks worth going back for. The burger and the fried chicken sandwich looked 😋 on other people's tables. The waiter was delightful. A real ambassador for the restaurant. He encouraged us to come back in the evening. The other notable thing is the kitchen is open until 1:30 am which is very good to know for late night eats.

Bonnie Gleicher

The burger. Believe the hype. This burger has the top-notch ingredients and char of a first-class burger, with the compact, juiciness of Shake Shack and the special sauce and toasted bun of In-N-Out. The potato bun is also buttered. The patty itself is so delectably season and the whole thing is this juicy, creamy, cheesy amazingness. The fish tacos are also pretty good and our waiter was the kindest. That burger though… damn. 5 stars!!!!

Petar Oda Jr

Justin and Charlie were the most amazing bartender and server, respectively. I felt like I was at home. I would check out this place and keep coming back to it if I were you. Easily the best in not just the neighborhood but New York City proper. Go Knicks. I could’ve bought a house in Dumbo before it was Dumbo for like 2 million—- now that house is worth 25 million. Guess how I’m feeling. Dumbo.

Gina Tune

Such a fun bar! Best cocktails in Brooklyn for sure! The food is incredible-get the fish tacos or a burger. You won’t be disappointed! Such a fun environment and a great bar to hang out any day of the week!

Stepped in here accidentally and was pleasantly surprised. They have taco Tuesday and they’re chicken tacos are great. $5 a piece and on regular happy hour 3-6 they have $5 bites as well. There chicken sliders were very good. The ambient is nice. They use real candles and their payphone prop is interactive which is cool.

This place is a phenomenal neighborhood spot! The bar is clean, the food is tasty, and every bartender is incredibly friendly. The happy hour is by far one of the best in the area and truly the food can’t be beat. Shout out to Maya who is one of the best bartenders there, I met her once and she ALWAYS remembers my drink no matter how busy she is. This place is comforting and vibrant at the same time, definitely a staple in DUMBO!

great happy hour 3-6pm DAILY! too many kids at brunch but great food/prices and service every time. chilaquiles are delish and spicy!

Drinks, food, and staff were phenomenal!! Great atmosphere! This would NOT be possible without the hospitality, welcoming energy, and just all out fun with our waitress Weezie and Charlie. They elevated our stay to be much more enjoyable than expected, especially since we were celebrating a birthday. 🥰✨ Very grateful and happy to have them with us for the night, they’ve done amazing work keeping us satisfied and happy to be there! They also were happy to accommodate gluten free/celiac guests.

Viv M

great happy hour 3-6pm DAILY! too many kids at brunch but great food/prices and service every time. chilaquiles are delish and spicy!

Sarah Fazal

This place is a phenomenal neighborhood spot! The bar is clean, the food is tasty, and every bartender is incredibly friendly. The happy hour is by far one of the best in the area and truly the food can’t be beat. Shout out to Maya who is one of the best bartenders there, I met her once and she ALWAYS remembers my drink no matter how busy she is. This place is comforting and vibrant at the same time, definitely a staple in DUMBO!

Alannah

Drinks, food, and staff were phenomenal!! Great atmosphere! This would NOT be possible without the hospitality, welcoming energy, and just all out fun with our waitress Weezie and Charlie. They elevated our stay to be much more enjoyable than expected, especially since we were celebrating a birthday. 🥰✨ Very grateful and happy to have them with us for the night, they’ve done amazing work keeping us satisfied and happy to be there! They also were happy to accommodate gluten free/celiac guests.

Nice neighborhood bar with some good food and drinks options. The spicy chicken sandwich is pretty amazing to be honest. Also, love the newly opened outdoor area. One critique goes to martinis. They should be either served in smaller glasses with the current 3 ounce pour OR upgraded to 4.5 ounce pours using the same glasses. It just looks weird when your martini comes served half full.

Came for the dumbo after hour. The bratwurst hotdog was delicious. The drinks were fine. The girl at the bar though - did not look happy that we came in.

Food was decent but they really overuse that curry flavored spice in pretty much everything. Cheese plate was great, fries were solid, and everyone seemed to like the drinks. Great place for snacks and a quick bite for sure while they figure out their full menu. I hope john sees this review and marks it helpful.

Ervin Strnisnik

Nice neighborhood bar with some good food and drinks options. The spicy chicken sandwich is pretty amazing to be honest. Also, love the newly opened outdoor area. One critique goes to martinis. They should be either served in smaller glasses with the current 3 ounce pour OR upgraded to 4.5 ounce pours using the same glasses. It just looks weird when your martini comes served half full.

Amy Komento

Came for the dumbo after hour. The bratwurst hotdog was delicious. The drinks were fine. The girl at the bar though - did not look happy that we came in.

Frances

Food was decent but they really overuse that curry flavored spice in pretty much everything. Cheese plate was great, fries were solid, and everyone seemed to like the drinks. Great place for snacks and a quick bite for sure while they figure out their full menu. I hope john sees this review and marks it helpful.

E. A.

New, hip bar in DUMBO, very close to the York street subway station! We got three beers all of which were good - Nobody’s Pill, Dry & Hazy Cidar, Winter Ale. The bar food was good. House fries $11 Arancini $12 Shrimp roll $6 each I like the high ceiling. The noise level is moderate to medium high. Since it just opened a few weeks ago, the staff is still learning.

So I’ve been to this space a few times , Customer service ? impeccable, drinks? Amazing , and I can’t even stress enough how much I loved that I was craving oysters on a random Sunday and was able to come here and get oysters after 12 am …. The music was great but the only thing that would’ve made the experience better is if the music in the establishment was louder so I could enjoy myself EVEN MORE , it was too low especially over the chitter chatter of other patrons 😩 Caesar and Mar were GREAT 👍🏽 ILL DEFF BE BACK !!!

Stopped in during happy hour and grabbed a seat right at the bar—great atmosphere and solid service. The bartenders were super friendly and attentive. We ordered a couple of espresso martinis and some beers. One nice touch: the bartender noticed my beer was flat before I even took a sip and replaced it right away. Really appreciated that level of attentiveness. We also ordered a happy hour chicken sandwich that unfortunately never made it out. We were ready to head out by then, so we didn’t ask for another—just had it taken off the bill. Not a big deal, but worth mentioning. The food we saw coming out looked great though, and we’d definitely come back to try more. Overall, cool vibes, great drinks, and friendly staff—worth a stop if you’re in the area.

Eric Ray

Stopped in during happy hour and grabbed a seat right at the bar—great atmosphere and solid service. The bartenders were super friendly and attentive. We ordered a couple of espresso martinis and some beers. One nice touch: the bartender noticed my beer was flat before I even took a sip and replaced it right away. Really appreciated that level of attentiveness. We also ordered a happy hour chicken sandwich that unfortunately never made it out. We were ready to head out by then, so we didn’t ask for another—just had it taken off the bill. Not a big deal, but worth mentioning. The food we saw coming out looked great though, and we’d definitely come back to try more. Overall, cool vibes, great drinks, and friendly staff—worth a stop if you’re in the area.

Nobody told you? Well, then, let me tell you. The steak Chilaquiles was a little bit of beef shaved on top of a mountain of tortillas chips. I only ate the beef, because personally, I don’t like tortillas chips, and especially so when it is soggy with sauce. The smoked salmon were not very fresh. It seemed dried out a bit. Now, the burger hit the spot. And the grapefruit lemonade also hit the spot. The three stars are all for these two items. (No photo of the burger because it just looks like a regular burger.)

G. A. C.

Nobody told you? Well, then, let me tell you. The steak Chilaquiles was a little bit of beef shaved on top of a mountain of tortillas chips. I only ate the beef, because personally, I don’t like tortillas chips, and especially so when it is soggy with sauce. The smoked salmon were not very fresh. It seemed dried out a bit. Now, the burger hit the spot. And the grapefruit lemonade also hit the spot. The three stars are all for these two items. (No photo of the burger because it just looks like a regular burger.)

Nobody Knows Me has the kind of loud, try-hard energy that seems designed for Instagram more than for people who actually want to enjoy a meal. The food is sloppy and heavy-handed—too much sauce, too much salt, and not nearly enough fresh, clean flavor to make it feel like real Mexican cooking. By the time the mains arrived, I was already tired of the same muddled taste profile repeating itself. Service felt scattered and indifferent, as if getting you in and out matters more than getting it right.

Lori Wexler

Nobody Knows Me has the kind of loud, try-hard energy that seems designed for Instagram more than for people who actually want to enjoy a meal. The food is sloppy and heavy-handed—too much sauce, too much salt, and not nearly enough fresh, clean flavor to make it feel like real Mexican cooking. By the time the mains arrived, I was already tired of the same muddled taste profile repeating itself. Service felt scattered and indifferent, as if getting you in and out matters more than getting it right.

Delilah G

If you want a heart attack, eat here. I’ve had the burger and chicken sandwich both in person and by delivery and every single time it’s soaked with oil to the point that it’s inedible. I understand neither of these are supposed to be healthy choices, but there’s no reason why the bun is so soggy from oil that it falls apart the second I pick it up. Ordered takeout from them today and I had one bite and couldn’t bring myself to finish eating it. Complete waste of money.

If you want a heart attack, eat here. I’ve had the burger and chicken sandwich both in person and by delivery and every single time it’s soaked with oil to the point that it’s inedible. I understand neither of these are supposed to be healthy choices, but there’s no reason why the bun is so soggy from oil that it falls apart the second I pick it up. Ordered takeout from them today and I had one bite and couldn’t bring myself to finish eating it. Complete waste of money.