S. K. Hill

I saw this place on a Youtube video and I made it my goal to visit here if I ever visited the CDMX. My goal was recently accomplished and my visit here was extremely stomach-pleasing. My first time having a two-foot long quesadilla. It was DELICIOUS. The SUPER HOT sauces were good as well. This place is off the beaten path, but I highly recommend it to ALL PEOPLE visiting the CDMX.

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Hyein Park

Giant portion of Machetes you can only try here. Dough was pretty thin and crispy like pizza and there were lots of toppings. It was reasonable and fair price. Should go there if you're in close location

Josh Shaeffer

Come hungry! The machetes are 70cm long that you can fill with whatever toppings you like. With the wait in line, to sit inside and try to devour one.

Baron Migs

Bring your appetite. 3 foot long quesadillas are not easily taken down. There will be a very long wait. I went early and still waited 30 min. And if you don’t like Spicy food don’t bother with the salsas on the table. There is nothing mild about them at all

Lizy Nevarez

If you want a taste of mexico you have to stop here. The guaraches and machetes are huge. One is more than enough for one...unless you a the appetite of a giant. Can't leave without trying the "salsa roja" the most delicious I have ever had. Warning is very spicy.

Jarret Perkins

It's a little bit of a walk. It was busy so we waited about 45 mins. We ordered 3 different machete tacos for the 6 of us. When the food eventually arrived, we only got 3 plates and no utensils. We asked for forks and knives plus 3 other plates. The food was ok, not anything to brag about. The size was huge and 3 were enough for the 6 of us. By the time we finished the restaurant was less than half but it still took a while to get our check so we could pay and leave. I think it was our waiter since the other waiter was easily taking care of the other tables faster than us. It was an experience but I wouldn't go back again with all the other options.

Dee Green

CASH ONLY. Be prepared with your order because you have to order outside before you can go in and sit down. Even though they don’t rush you, that doesn’t leave much time to study the menu. The machete champion was very good. The Hawaiian was not. We also tried the huarache milanese and it was okay.

Zac Burnside

Great service and decent quesadilla. Tried the machete taco with queso, mushroom, beans and chicharron.

Damian Montoya

Great attitude of service and the menú is quite fine. Food quality is good and the place is clean. They take your order in advance so you must know what you are heading to. Food take some time to be served so handle your time. I highly recommend being there earlier than 11

Itamar Yosefi

1. The host in the entrance is the rudest person I’ve met in CDMX so far. I regret not listening to my guts and leaving at that moment. 2. The food is tasteless and full of grease. I ordered a machete con tocino y bistek. The machete was soaking in oil, and had no tocino. 3. The prices are way too high for what you get, especially that the food is tasteless. 4. There are only 2 waiters for the whole place. It took them 40 minutes to get my my drink. 5. The place is full of greasy smoke. It’s not fun to sit inside. There are plenty of places around that sell machete quesadillas, I recommend going to one of the other ones.