Joe Schmoe's
Fast food · Cypress
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About Joe Schmoe's
A menu of American hot dogs, burgers, custard, & comfort fare in a casual space with red booths.
What Customers Say About Joe Schmoe's
Joe Schmoe's is known for its hot dogs, burgers, and custard, especially the root beer float. The updated smokehouse menu with BBQ is a hit. While most find the food tasty, some experience inconsistency in quality. The atmosphere is casual with sports on TV.
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Tip: Try the smokehouse BBQ and sides like baked beans and creamed corn. Be aware that some dishes, like the fries and chili, can be inconsistent.
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Joe Schmoe's Cypress Reviews
Lunch time,dine in ,Excellent everything Food hotdog,pulled out of por,brisket,hamburger,chicken and 🥗
I ordered a Nashville Hot Chicken sandwich (medium-spice level) with a side order of onion rings and a frozen custard shake (peanut butter). The meal and the drink were great! The service was relatively quick and the customer service staff were nice and pleasant. I look forward to going again and ordering a 1/2 BBQ chicken.
Great food, great service, fair prices. Been going there for years! Now that they serve smokehouse BBQ it's even better! Must try their tri tip, ribs, chicken, and do not miss out on their sides. Baked beans, creamed corn are must-haves! All sides are great, but these are my absolute favorite! Highly recommend this business!
First time here and Jaun, Noah, and Gabby made our experience great! Employees were very welcoming , will recommend to all my friends and family!
This place is a solid 4 all around. Food was pretty tasty. The prices were fair in atmosphere is pretty cool plenty of parking in the free lot next to it glad to support a small business and I’m not sure if they could really improve anything just overall it was a nice place to check out would recommend the four stars is not a negative. I just wasn’t completely blown away in every category about this place nor did I expect to be.
Well, Ohtani stroked out 10 & hit 3 HR while we had yummy smoked brisket & tri-tips sandwiches. Oh, and the root beer float is a must have.
This is a great place to come catch the game and to have an everyday American favorites. Their menu just changed recently to add in some Nashville style chicken. It’s pretty legit!!! I loved their old menu too. But the basics are there, the hot dogs and hamburgers. Gotta come give a try if I’m the area.
Awesome spot! Is like like wienesnixzel on steroids. Awesome atmosphere, clean place. Has a 60 people backroom for private parties, with rolled down glass garage door. The dogs are amazing, it feels like they researched the best styles all around the country and combined them into this restaurant.
Great place for burgers, chicken sandos and live sports. Family atmosphere. Save room for the "Custard" . Rich and decadent Midwest version of soft-serve ice cream. Yum
Joe's is hit and miss. There are times I've been there and I think this is the best burger I've ever had and other times I go and think Carls Jr. Is better. So you can roll the dice because when they are good, they are really good
Rating just for the frozen custard. Points for hand scooped instead of soft serve. The single scoops are pretty large. Both the vanilla and chocolate were icy. Maybe they weren’t super fresh, and got icy waiting for someone to order it? Tasted better once it warmed up a bit. We got plastic soup type spoons (with deep bowls), which made eating the frozen custard harder. Great tasting custard though. Great atmospheric place, looks like it’d be fun on a weekend.
I got the Pier Burger and a strawberry shake. The burger patty had great flavor, and the hot dog had a nice char on it. However, the cheese only covered half the burger, and there were just a few onions. The pickles were crisp and flavorful, but they were a bit heavy on the mustard, which overpowered the burger’s taste a little. Also, the shake doesn’t come out with the meal, which was a bit of a surprise. Overall, though, it was a solid burger and a tasty shake. I definitely plan on going back while I’m in town!
I had a chicken sandwich. It was okay. I am willing to give this place another try. 7/23 update. So...... I ventured back here for a bacon cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries with chili and cheese to be specific. My burger was so delicious and fresh. It was so good. So good. Fries were crispy with lots of melted cheese and chili. Topped it off with some Tabasco because it was available. No drive-thru here. Order at counter to go or dine-in and the food is brought to you. Cool dining room. Misters going on in the outside covered area. Everything is very red for some reason. Friendly staff. Will go back for for a burger and crinkle cut fries.
When you're craving for some good stadium hotdogs, come here. This place has been around for awhile but I just had a chance today to try them out. Nice friendly staff and Covid19 compliant. The corn dog is my all time favorite and this one is good. The Babe Ruth hotdog with saurkraut and grilled onions just hit that sweet spot with me. Yummy! This is a neighborhood establishment, and looks like they have many regulars. If you are ever in the neighborhood, please check them out. Support small businesses because it supports the community. If you like this review, please click the like button. Thanks and have a great day!
Great local hotdog joint serving tasty dogs and burgers. They have a lot of different combination dogs to choose from. They make everything fresh to order including the fries, onion rings, and tater tots. The corn dogs are on of my favorites. They added a large air-conditioned dine in area. Ample parking in the parking lot
Slightly above average dine in burger joint. Food is pretty decent. Also, $6 for a pretty small shake is a bit much, IMO. What I am not happy about is the 4 times I've come here over the Summer to Oct. It is too hot inside. Literally sweating sitting here. They need to turn the AC on. It's very uncomfortable.
When I first found out about this place, I was super excited. The burgers, hot dogs, and desserts are still good. I love the new addition, but the quality of the food has slipped in the recent months. We used to love their mac n cheese, unfortunately now it's made with nacho cheese sauce. Not a great idea. Depending, on the time of day the staff are hit or miss. If you go for lunch the staff are great. Later in the evening for dinner, when their younger crew comes in, they are not so helpful. It's understandable, high school kids need to make money too.
First time here and could’ve been just an off day. I ordered the fried chicken sandwich and honestly can say it’s super dry not very flavorful sort of small actually in terms of size and I would say not even as good as Chick-fil-A or Popeyes to be honest, maybe it is better just not today. Look at the pictures and you can see how dry the meat is just not tender, I don’t return food because I don’t waste it so I just ate it and oh well I gave it a shot. If the food isn’t really that good then it’s probably just the fact that it’s a cool little place that has cool decor. Nice space service friendly that goes along ways with ratings.
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5123 Ball Rd
Cypress, CA 90630
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