Simple Simon's Pizza

I usually get the calzone for like 11 dollars. I love it everytime.

Simple Simons is pretty more delicious than Popular Pizza chains so do not sleep on them: -Big thing is ratio of toppings/sauce/cheese. Its a great balance for Pizza diners. -Crust & dough is delightful as well. Not super chewy nor like cracker like popular pizza chains. -Try em out while you enjoy your stay in Palacios.

Called in an order about an hour before closing. Young man that answered the phone was professional and polite. The pizza could have been in the oven a few more minutes, but aside from that the pizza were incredible.

Great place to order pizza from very very nice and cool employee 🔥 didn't catch his name but he had some green braces, 🔥

Pizza was great, interior was a little dated but that wouldn't stop me from getting it again when I'm in town.

I love these guys! Best pizza in Palacios that I've found! The cahiers are super friendly, the service is fast. And they never forget my peppers and cheese. Definitely my go to

Ray Nguyen

Simple Simons is pretty more delicious than Popular Pizza chains so do not sleep on them: -Big thing is ratio of toppings/sauce/cheese. Its a great balance for Pizza diners. -Crust & dough is delightful as well. Not super chewy nor like cracker like popular pizza chains. -Try em out while you enjoy your stay in Palacios.

Deb Brewer

Very good customer service. There was a misunderstanding with my order and it was immediately corrected with no problem.

Michael Thomas

I usually get the calzone for like 11 dollars. I love it everytime.

Raul Avalos

Great place to order pizza from very very nice and cool employee 🔥 didn't catch his name but he had some green braces, 🔥

Ryan Miller

Pizza was great, interior was a little dated but that wouldn't stop me from getting it again when I'm in town.

Emily Elliott

Called in an order about an hour before closing. Young man that answered the phone was professional and polite. The pizza could have been in the oven a few more minutes, but aside from that the pizza were incredible.

joshua terhune

I love these guys! Best pizza in Palacios that I've found! The cahiers are super friendly, the service is fast. And they never forget my peppers and cheese. Definitely my go to

Shylo Tomlinson

My family highly recommends Simple Simon’s of Palacios!!! Very affordable. Staff members were so friendly and very helpful. Restaurant and tables are clean. The calzones are amazing and HUGE!!! We each ordered one thinking they were personal sized because of the low price. Much to our surprise, the were extra large, and all 4 of us could have shared one calzone! The small cheese pizza was great too. Crispy crust, saucy, and cheesy!

Chesley Szydlik

Have wanted to try pizza here for a while! So glad we finally did. Cheese tastes real & so melty, pepperoni was yummy, as was the ground beef & sauce. The cinnamon stix were delicious, too. The 2 employees on Friday night were attentive & nice! Will definitely be back.

Christopher Racioppo

Awesome pizza great service great price. Was a little concerned I was there for about an hour or so and it seemed that the whole business was being ran by just one person. It seemed as though this young woman had it under control for sure but just odd that she was all alone running this place without any sign of a Manager. Just looking at the safety aspect of it all. Over all great pizza place. Will definitely be back.

It pretty good for a small town

Bill Bui

It pretty good for a small town

I simply love this pizza, my favorite being a thin crust with loads of toppings. I was trying to land a quick meal for my family on a Sunday night but Simple Simon's fell short this time. To be fair, it was already 8 pm. I was told when i called to order that they were out of pizza dough because the dough they had was frozen. They only had hot wings for sale. Guess i will learn to eat hot wings or meal plan better. Lol.

Tara Smith

I simply love this pizza, my favorite being a thin crust with loads of toppings. I was trying to land a quick meal for my family on a Sunday night but Simple Simon's fell short this time. To be fair, it was already 8 pm. I was told when i called to order that they were out of pizza dough because the dough they had was frozen. They only had hot wings for sale. Guess i will learn to eat hot wings or meal plan better. Lol.

Ordered pizza and wings. Pizza was good after sitting in the dining room waiting for it to arrive for twice as long as they said it would take. Watched several people who ordered their pie after us get their pie and leave. Only after confronting the counter did they finally say oh yeah.. we're out of wings here's your pie it's been sitting here for 20 minutes.

Drew Thompson

Ordered pizza and wings. Pizza was good after sitting in the dining room waiting for it to arrive for twice as long as they said it would take. Watched several people who ordered their pie after us get their pie and leave. Only after confronting the counter did they finally say oh yeah.. we're out of wings here's your pie it's been sitting here for 20 minutes.

This place was horribly dirty, service was slow and looked nothing like the website would lead you to believe. Do not eat here! You would have been better buying a Totinos pizza from Walmart, and it was extremely greasy. Not sure why but the “pepperonis” tasted like burnt, bad hot dogs. The dough was also not fully cooked. Did not finish the food. Gave it two homeless guys outside the restaurant. This location gives Simple Simon’s pizza franchise a bad name!

Old nasty place. Pizza dough was not cooked, and pepperoni tasted like old wennies. It's a horrible place that gives the franchise a bad name!! Wasted money and time!

Clayton Coleman

This place was horribly dirty, service was slow and looked nothing like the website would lead you to believe. Do not eat here! You would have been better buying a Totinos pizza from Walmart, and it was extremely greasy. Not sure why but the “pepperonis” tasted like burnt, bad hot dogs. The dough was also not fully cooked. Did not finish the food. Gave it two homeless guys outside the restaurant. This location gives Simple Simon’s pizza franchise a bad name!

Adriana Coleman

Old nasty place. Pizza dough was not cooked, and pepperoni tasted like old wennies. It's a horrible place that gives the franchise a bad name!! Wasted money and time!

THE worst pizza I have ever eaten. We decided to give this place another try after the first mess-up when we ordered sausage on our pie and got BREAKFAST SAUSAGE. Now the pizza had cheddar cheese on it, the crust was doughy and underdone and I have had Stouffer's frozen pizza that was better than this. New York/New Jersey is the pizza capital of the country. Go learn how to make pizza and THEN call yourselves a pizzeria.

Truck broke down unloading @ww dock. Am very hungry. Not really ate all day. Busy delivery of fuel. Called 3 times at 9:40 -9;43. Got answer that the phone needed my access code. I am running into these problems. When it gets 45 to 30 minutes before actual close time the places are closing or closed. Wish some of these young people would take into consideration. Others not just thier personal life. I come down here quite a bit. Was going to stop in. But you just pissed me off by not answering the phone.

Bob Pacovsky

Truck broke down unloading @ww dock. Am very hungry. Not really ate all day. Busy delivery of fuel. Called 3 times at 9:40 -9;43. Got answer that the phone needed my access code. I am running into these problems. When it gets 45 to 30 minutes before actual close time the places are closing or closed. Wish some of these young people would take into consideration. Others not just thier personal life. I come down here quite a bit. Was going to stop in. But you just pissed me off by not answering the phone.

Elle Winstead

THE worst pizza I have ever eaten. We decided to give this place another try after the first mess-up when we ordered sausage on our pie and got BREAKFAST SAUSAGE. Now the pizza had cheddar cheese on it, the crust was doughy and underdone and I have had Stouffer's frozen pizza that was better than this. New York/New Jersey is the pizza capital of the country. Go learn how to make pizza and THEN call yourselves a pizzeria.