Two Mules Tavern

My absolute go to bar Lots of dart boards and decent priced drinks Love the bartenders they remember you every time you walk in and I never wait long for drinks 10/10

Very friendly staff, security is awesome an nice for a change, the customers all make everyone feel like having fun at the local pub, sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name and they always glad you came you be where you can Be your troubles are all the same you want to go where everyone knows your name, cheers

Great Bar to hang out, play pool and chill.

I haven't been, but will come in. This place did something amazing for my family today. If you haven't been there please stop by and support this business. It is the little moments in life that create the biggest change.

Great service, awesome bartenders and the prices were not bad.

Super cold beer..friendly staff...one of the only places that still allows indoor smoking...i don't smoke...just brings back memories from the 90's😅😅😅.. Sooo if u don't tolerate smoke..this place is NOT for u...!! Mike

Awesome bar and staff! Never a dull night here. Mike and Matt behind the bar are the coolest and most patient bar tenders! Come check out this place!

Really enjoy this place. Great drinks, pool, and darts. Has free popcorn everyday. Chilled bar. Very positive atmosphere.

Awesome place to relax with very friendly people that respect and treat you like family! Bartenders are very courteous and fast! The Wendsday DJ puts on a terrific show!

2 Mules was absolutely amazing!!! Devin was spectacular!!! We really enjoyed ourselves, my husband and I..would recommend this place to any and everyone!!! My husband dropped his drink and Devin told him he would replace it on the house even though I my husband was willing to pay!!!

Code Racks

Really enjoy this place. Great drinks, pool, and darts. Has free popcorn everyday. Chilled bar. Very positive atmosphere.

Armando silva

Awesome place to relax with very friendly people that respect and treat you like family! Bartenders are very courteous and fast! The Wendsday DJ puts on a terrific show!

Kimberly Adams

2 Mules was absolutely amazing!!! Devin was spectacular!!! We really enjoyed ourselves, my husband and I..would recommend this place to any and everyone!!! My husband dropped his drink and Devin told him he would replace it on the house even though I my husband was willing to pay!!!

It's a great spot for a drink. The prices are reasonable and the staff is friendly and attentive. The place is huge, so there's plenty of seating whether you have a group or your by yourself. It's definitely a good spot to watch sports. Heads up, smoking is allowed inside, but the place is big enough that you won't smell like smoke if it bothers you. Plus they've got a great selection of beer on tap. Highly recommend this place, I'll definitely be back!

Recently started serving food during the afternoons, great owner and good staff once you get to know them. If you’re not a cigarette smoker or or bothered, I may recommend thawing that into consideration since this place allows smoking inside

They dont have a kitchen . Just drinks. But the hand made / shook drinks are great !

We come to this place often and each and every time staff has been attentive and polite. Place is always clean and well maintained and plenty of room so guests dont have to be on top of each other. If you are looking for a good place to have some drinks, watch the game or play some darts or pool, I would definitely recommend this place.

Great place to throw darts, and meet new people. Very comfortable and friendly place.

The bartender Devon is the ONE! He's one of the best bartender I've met in a long time. I try my best to come when He's working. It's just not the same when he's not there. His drinks are exactly how we want them. Not taking away from the other bartenders, but he's in a different level. 5 stars all day everyday for him.

Fabian always takes care of us! We threw a surprise party last weekend with 30+ people and he handled it with ease. Two mules is Spring history, love the ownership and bartenders.

If you’re looking for a neighborhood bar with good drinks…this is the place! Devin and D are the best bartenders in this area!! They’re here every Friday night. Stop in and say hi. You won’t regret it!!!

Always have a blast here. It's definitely one of those local places where you see the same people all of the time... And it's actually refreshing

james cordova

They dont have a kitchen . Just drinks. But the hand made / shook drinks are great !

Alexander Denard

It's a great spot for a drink. The prices are reasonable and the staff is friendly and attentive. The place is huge, so there's plenty of seating whether you have a group or your by yourself. It's definitely a good spot to watch sports. Heads up, smoking is allowed inside, but the place is big enough that you won't smell like smoke if it bothers you. Plus they've got a great selection of beer on tap. Highly recommend this place, I'll definitely be back!

Robert Neundorf

Recently started serving food during the afternoons, great owner and good staff once you get to know them. If you’re not a cigarette smoker or or bothered, I may recommend thawing that into consideration since this place allows smoking inside

Bartholomew Harris

Great place to throw darts, and meet new people. Very comfortable and friendly place.

Carlos Tavarez

Always have a blast here. It's definitely one of those local places where you see the same people all of the time... And it's actually refreshing

Desiree Jones

We come to this place often and each and every time staff has been attentive and polite. Place is always clean and well maintained and plenty of room so guests dont have to be on top of each other. If you are looking for a good place to have some drinks, watch the game or play some darts or pool, I would definitely recommend this place.

britnee serrano

Fabian always takes care of us! We threw a surprise party last weekend with 30+ people and he handled it with ease. Two mules is Spring history, love the ownership and bartenders.

Torre Griffin

The bartender Devon is the ONE! He's one of the best bartender I've met in a long time. I try my best to come when He's working. It's just not the same when he's not there. His drinks are exactly how we want them. Not taking away from the other bartenders, but he's in a different level. 5 stars all day everyday for him.

Shiree Friedel

If you’re looking for a neighborhood bar with good drinks…this is the place! Devin and D are the best bartenders in this area!! They’re here every Friday night. Stop in and say hi. You won’t regret it!!!

Great drinks, atmosphere and staff makes Two Mules a fun, inviting, bar with personality and spirit. This is a dive bar where everybody knows your name. It's not pretentious or swanky with stainless steel stools and pricey beer. It's homey, with wobbly stools, weathered tables and free popcorn. It's a place where you can go to the bathroom and ask someone to watch your purse...and they will. It's a place where the bouncer keeps an eye out for trouble while greeting those he knows warmly and pleasantly. Two Mules is a bar for the patron who appreciates diversity, enjoys karaoke (they offer a rousing karaoke night on Mondays and Wednesdays), and doesn't mind meeting strangers who may end up becoming friends.

Hey, it's a little smokey at times. No big deal if you don't mind smoke. Great service and it's not to crowded right after work. Julie and Barbie take care of you. Don't be a vertical split and give it a try.

a casual hang out...if you smoke you'll dig it more, if you don't, be prepared to duck out side for some fresh air now and then. The staff is very attentive tho. You don't have to wait long for a drink.

This is a Great place for locals and visitors alike. The bartenders are excellent. Service is always great and they have great karaoke several times a month.

Me and my wife went here for our nephews birthday. We did get looks as we walked in but nothing bad. Saw a mix of people, White, Black, Mexicans, old, and young. Everyone seemed cool. Bartenders seemed cool. Think it was like 22 bucks for a bucket of bud light and like 23.50 for a bucket of coronas. Dollar pool tables, they got 3. Chill spot. Mix of music. They didn't serve food just popcorn but I asked the bartender if it was cool if we brought outside food in, he said yes. Popeyes and jack in the box right outside.

Sunny Olvera

Me and my wife went here for our nephews birthday. We did get looks as we walked in but nothing bad. Saw a mix of people, White, Black, Mexicans, old, and young. Everyone seemed cool. Bartenders seemed cool. Think it was like 22 bucks for a bucket of bud light and like 23.50 for a bucket of coronas. Dollar pool tables, they got 3. Chill spot. Mix of music. They didn't serve food just popcorn but I asked the bartender if it was cool if we brought outside food in, he said yes. Popeyes and jack in the box right outside.

Don't get in hurry when you order unless you are a regular. Ventilation needs work, extremely smokey. Good prices and though slow, staff is friendly. I will go back.

The service was good. The atmosphere was low energy. The big problem for me was that it wreaked of cigarettes.

A good place to go to rough it with your friends that are down on their luck! You can also listen to some woke comedians standing on a piece of plywood and watch hair extensions fly around from the staff! Make sure you put on a brush popper shirt for the trucker girl at the bar!

Jacob Borum

Unbelievable!!! I came in tonight, was assaulted by an older guy, and then was told to leave by Fabian the bartender. I've tried to like this place, but they won't have it. Absolutely ridiculous! Be careful coming here, folks. You've been warned. For those of you that need to learn the hard way, come back to this post by a respectable military veteran and an all-around nice guy after they've subjected you to some b.s. You'll see! Edit February 2025: I felt compelled to come into Google reviews and change my 1-star review to a 3 because of the positive experience I had tonight. Monday is the best night to come into this place. Robbie remembered what I drink, even though I rarely come in here. He's easily the classiest and best bartender at Two Mules. The young man who was running bingo (the first several rounds of this classic game are FREE) and then later karaoke is a GEM! Very kind, professional, and he keeps the energy up with his song choices. I saw one or two of my friends from the Spring bar scene tonight, and it reminded me that this is still a great bar (especially on Monday nights). Free, hot, buttery, freshly popped popcorn is available, served up by the barback (I'm ashamed to admit that I don't remember this kid's name). Fabian and Barbie were nowhere in sight. I should come here more.

No food. Unlimited supply of coke if you’re into that. Bathrooms are uncomfortable

Bartender was horrible added drinks that weren’t mine and refused to remove them said He was sober so he knew what he was doing I didn’t tip purposely due to the wrong charges only to see that he decided to add his own tip $14 Wow (POS)

If you would like to be transported to communist Soviet Cold War era Russia, visit two mules. while the air condition is cold the patronage in there is colder, I assume it’s to keep those two brain cells they have left on ice cryogenically frozen. I’m blind and was escorted into this establishment thinking very mistakenly that we could escape the heat, upon entry some gruff and very demeaning man proceeded to accost me about my age as well as my company and after coming to understanding that I was of legal age to drink he then proceeded to corral me to an assigned seat because as a blind woman I was not allowed to sit at the bar. this may have been the worst dive bar I’ve ever walked into. two fool not two mules and if you go there you are a fool. I would never support this place not if it was the last bar in all of Texas.

If I could give 0 stars I would... The waitress that is on shift right now is terrible. I was only one of six people in the entire bar and it took her at least 15 minutes to even acknowledge my existence. Once she finally approached me I called her out on why it took her so long to ask me what I wanted to drink, and she proceeded to scream and curse me out for being rude to her, can you believe that s***... I will never step foot into two mules tavern again unless Hannah is behind the bar because she actually knows what the hell she is doing and is damn good at it...

Barbie does not want new people in this bar. If your 21-25 and don’t know your drinks she’ll treat you like a dumba^^. But she can suggest anything.

So disappointed in this establishment. My friend and I walked into this establishment to play pool and eat popcorn, and ended up being faced with discrimination. Phabee, the bartender and also claimed to be the manager, kicked both me and my friend out for asking for popcorn. Apparently asking for popcorn is considered “Loitering” and Phabee assumed we were there to start trouble and just hang at the bar without paying for anything. I explained to him that we were there to play pool and buy popcorn but, he still claimed we were “loiterers” and threatened to call the police. “Our popcorn is for Patrons, for the ones that are PAYING customers” we didn’t even get the chance to pay, because Phabee wanted us out of there so bad. I failed to mention, we were obviously black and claimed he was also black and that he couldn’t be racially profiling us because he is also half black.....as if half black people couldn’t be racist. I am truly appalled and disgusted with Phabee and the team of people who thought he was a good fit as a bartender and also the people at the bar who saw and heard how rude Phabee was being to us, and refused to say anything about it. My friend and I never threatened anyone, uses profanity, or disrespected anyone. We were not a threat, we only wanted to play pool and eat popcorn, minus the discrimination. It was clear this was a bar for “Patrons” and we were not welcomed at all. I hope this bar has cameras and audio. This occurred on 1.21.2022 at about 9:40 PM.

Gross....don't go here....it reeks of smokes and dead dreams. Ugly crowd. Uglier staff. I was visiting from Canada and all I can say is it lived up to the messy bars we see on TV in the states. Kinda a tourist trap....lol We left and thank God.....better places ANYWHERE in Houston.

One of the worst smoke filled bars I have ever been in. And the employee tough guy playing with children foam dart guns shot my friend without apologizing. I reminded him about being a gentleman. He then decided that I was lucky he didn't want to catch a case. Ha! Guess I was lucky. But I can safely say that I was not worried.

If you're female or AFAB I would not recommend this place by a long shot. I went to this bar on Halloween of this year, due to having no other plans, that was a mistake. I called ahead to infer that security would be there, and that they take no nonsense they said yes, that was big bold lie. First of all no bouncer at all so no security, second no one asked for my ID ( I'm 28 , but I appear young think under drinking age to give an idea) , third i was approached by an a old man dressed as Hugh Heffnier who sat next to me ( there were other seats opened, keep in mind I was the youngest person in that bar from what I could tell) he proceeded to try and flirt with me, seemed to linger even when I did not respond finally leaving only to reply with ' well see you around sweetheart' , that would be bad enough except he said it again as he was walking out the door. In this span of time no one intervened to tell him to knock it off ( no bartender, or patron). After this, I had enough i tried to salvage what I could of the night, but didn't want to stick around further. Thanks for ruining my Halloween...

I’m leaving this review on behalf of a friend who experienced what we believe was disrespect and possible racial profiling at this bar. She came in and simply asked to play pool — a normal, casual request — and was met with suspicion, as if she didn’t belong. When she asked about the popcorn, the bartender (Fabian) told her it was “only for patrons.” She respectfully asked if she could buy the popcorn — but instead of treating her like a customer, Fabian kicked her out and threatened to call the police. This was deeply unsettling and made us feel targeted for simply existing in the space. We are Black, and based on how the situation unfolded — especially how quickly things escalated over something so small — it felt like we were being treated differently because of it. She did not raise her voice, did not cause any issues, and calmly stated they were wrong for treating her that way. Instead of correcting the situation, they doubled down and removed her. No one deserves to feel like a criminal for trying to spend money in an establishment. If this is how you treat Black patrons, then people deserve to know. We will not be returning, and I would advise others — especially people of color — to think twice before giving this bar your business.

IF YOU ARE A YOUNG WOMAN OR WOMAN AT ALL DO NOT COME HERE!! Or I at least wouldn't come here without some male friends or a significant other. My friend and I came here last night around 1 am (a Monday night/ she was drinking and I was not as I'm sober) and we felt extremely uncomfortable and unsafe with the way some of the men were treating us and the staff made no effort to ensure our comfort at all. This is our second time coming here and the first time we had a man say some inappropriate and sexual things about my friend. This time I stood up from the bar to get a snack from the vending machine and the same man from that night had the microphone from singing karaoke all night long had said out loud for everyone to hear "Shout-out to her with the cheeks". My friend and I were visibly upset so moved from the bar to go play pool. We felt more comfortable moving away from the bar but we eventually had to go back so that my friend could get another drink. This time as I'm sitting at a table waiting for her to get her drink a man walks up and tells me to smile, and continues to walk to the bathroom as I brush him off. As he comes back I feel someone literally pulling my arm!! And it's him putting a paper napkin in my hand telling me to smile again. I am trying to pull my arm away while asking him why he's touching me. My friend also asked what's wrong with him and he lets me go literally waves her off and walks away mumbling something. Again the staff saw the whole interaction and did nothing as it all played out, my friend took her last drink, we paid our tabs, and we left. I have never felt so uncomfortable in an establishment. You will usually have a bartender check in with you to make sure everything's okay, especially when men are saying vulgar things for everyone to hear or go as far as PHYSICALLY TOUCH YOU! Extremely disappointed in how the night played out and how the staff handles situations like this. Not a female friendly place at all.

I’ve been coming here for years, yet I got kicked out. While a group of white individuals were allowed to sit undisturbed. I’ve been coming here for a a good number of years and have never experienced anything of the sort. But today I was kicked out and told “if this is what we want to do then it is what it is. It’s Texas we have that right.” While a white group of individuals was allowed to sit undisturbed. 10 out of 10 DO NOT RECOMMEND. Next door black men were shot by a group of bikers while going out for a smoke for absolutely NO reason. Please be safe and make your decisions accordingly!

Beware! If you are black or Hispanic, you are not welcome! They will literally tell you they don't want your business. We went there for our first time, and we most definitely won't go back. So please Beware

zexionblackdrolf

If you're female or AFAB I would not recommend this place by a long shot. I went to this bar on Halloween of this year, due to having no other plans, that was a mistake. I called ahead to infer that security would be there, and that they take no nonsense they said yes, that was big bold lie. First of all no bouncer at all so no security, second no one asked for my ID ( I'm 28 , but I appear young think under drinking age to give an idea) , third i was approached by an a old man dressed as Hugh Heffnier who sat next to me ( there were other seats opened, keep in mind I was the youngest person in that bar from what I could tell) he proceeded to try and flirt with me, seemed to linger even when I did not respond finally leaving only to reply with ' well see you around sweetheart' , that would be bad enough except he said it again as he was walking out the door. In this span of time no one intervened to tell him to knock it off ( no bartender, or patron). After this, I had enough i tried to salvage what I could of the night, but didn't want to stick around further. Thanks for ruining my Halloween...

Jarvis Gillespie

I’m leaving this review on behalf of a friend who experienced what we believe was disrespect and possible racial profiling at this bar. She came in and simply asked to play pool — a normal, casual request — and was met with suspicion, as if she didn’t belong. When she asked about the popcorn, the bartender (Fabian) told her it was “only for patrons.” She respectfully asked if she could buy the popcorn — but instead of treating her like a customer, Fabian kicked her out and threatened to call the police. This was deeply unsettling and made us feel targeted for simply existing in the space. We are Black, and based on how the situation unfolded — especially how quickly things escalated over something so small — it felt like we were being treated differently because of it. She did not raise her voice, did not cause any issues, and calmly stated they were wrong for treating her that way. Instead of correcting the situation, they doubled down and removed her. No one deserves to feel like a criminal for trying to spend money in an establishment. If this is how you treat Black patrons, then people deserve to know. We will not be returning, and I would advise others — especially people of color — to think twice before giving this bar your business.

Hilario Cortez

Beware! If you are black or Hispanic, you are not welcome! They will literally tell you they don't want your business. We went there for our first time, and we most definitely won't go back. So please Beware

Bailey Pratt

IF YOU ARE A YOUNG WOMAN OR WOMAN AT ALL DO NOT COME HERE!! Or I at least wouldn't come here without some male friends or a significant other. My friend and I came here last night around 1 am (a Monday night/ she was drinking and I was not as I'm sober) and we felt extremely uncomfortable and unsafe with the way some of the men were treating us and the staff made no effort to ensure our comfort at all. This is our second time coming here and the first time we had a man say some inappropriate and sexual things about my friend. This time I stood up from the bar to get a snack from the vending machine and the same man from that night had the microphone from singing karaoke all night long had said out loud for everyone to hear "Shout-out to her with the cheeks". My friend and I were visibly upset so moved from the bar to go play pool. We felt more comfortable moving away from the bar but we eventually had to go back so that my friend could get another drink. This time as I'm sitting at a table waiting for her to get her drink a man walks up and tells me to smile, and continues to walk to the bathroom as I brush him off. As he comes back I feel someone literally pulling my arm!! And it's him putting a paper napkin in my hand telling me to smile again. I am trying to pull my arm away while asking him why he's touching me. My friend also asked what's wrong with him and he lets me go literally waves her off and walks away mumbling something. Again the staff saw the whole interaction and did nothing as it all played out, my friend took her last drink, we paid our tabs, and we left. I have never felt so uncomfortable in an establishment. You will usually have a bartender check in with you to make sure everything's okay, especially when men are saying vulgar things for everyone to hear or go as far as PHYSICALLY TOUCH YOU! Extremely disappointed in how the night played out and how the staff handles situations like this. Not a female friendly place at all.

David Goodwin

I’ve been coming here for years, yet I got kicked out. While a group of white individuals were allowed to sit undisturbed. I’ve been coming here for a a good number of years and have never experienced anything of the sort. But today I was kicked out and told “if this is what we want to do then it is what it is. It’s Texas we have that right.” While a white group of individuals was allowed to sit undisturbed. 10 out of 10 DO NOT RECOMMEND. Next door black men were shot by a group of bikers while going out for a smoke for absolutely NO reason. Please be safe and make your decisions accordingly!

Louis Evans IV

One of the worst smoke filled bars I have ever been in. And the employee tough guy playing with children foam dart guns shot my friend without apologizing. I reminded him about being a gentleman. He then decided that I was lucky he didn't want to catch a case. Ha! Guess I was lucky. But I can safely say that I was not worried.