Samantha Silva

Really good subs! Sub/ drink/ chips& a pickle for $11 bucks, can't beat that! Calzones are also to die for, highly recommend this place

Brian Townsend

A great Pizza flavor that's just a little different, in a great way!!!

Javier Vizcarra

Great pizza and salads great place for family dinning

Dale Seefeldt

This place might look a little rough, but they will treat you well. My pizza was 100% fresh made and simply delicious!

Christina

I have seen this spot for years and years but never stopped, until a nurse told me that they had really great wings so we decided to try it! And boy was I sooo delighted we did bc goodness the food is superb & it's got a mom and pop feel which I love. It's kindv out there...off the interstate in the shopping center where the original Harbour Freight is, so not somewhere you might frequent, but it is definitely worth the drive. I'm hooked on the build your own Calzone, but really any canzone is top notch! In the picture I did a large build your own Calzone with pepperoni, beef, bell peppers, olives & mushrooms. Any pizza is also outstanding trust me, but in the picture we have a large supreme, no sausage, add beef, add olives. When you order online you also have the choice to order a 30in "beast" for $99. But I did notice on a poster by the fountain drinks there is a list of different large size pizzas that range from large to colossal, that aren't listed online. I'm not sure the name of the different sizes of large but the prices ranged from I believe $30 to over $100!! They also have party packs with many pizzas in them, so it takes the frustration out of trying to think how many you need for your event. So you can get some pretty massive pizzas for your next get together! The breadsticks sticks in the picture are jalapeño breadsticks & we added beef, you absolutely can't go wrong with them. So add these to your order, exactly as I have described, you will give me praise. 😊 And then finally we have the wings....ohhh yesss we have the wingzzzz!! They are outstanding and I really appreciate my nurse friend turning me onto them! In the pic we got bbq with medium sauce, because you can get light, medium or extra sauce. And in the last pic we have a family side Ranch of course, no explanation needed! In our pictures the cheese isn't melty anymore because we picked it up and then drove home which is in a small town about 45 minutes away. I would like to add I started eating my Calzone before we left the parking lot, I couldn't resist!! Believe me this will be your new pizza spot once you give it a try! When we went there (at about 4:45pm) there was no one dining in but several people waiting for their order & they were also extremely busy with take out orders. The atmosphere is nostalgic, they have a bunch of collectable figurines mint in boxes, from Star Wars & Marvel & DC characters and lots of other characters. They are really cute to look at while you're waiting. In the back room they have a working pinball machine!!!! And other working arcade games which I plan to one day play! And finally the service...just so abundantly friendly, like all mom and pop establishments are! There were two people working one working the front and one cook... one magical cook! I think his magical powers come from that old, seasoned, extraordinary oven where the magic happens. He was also so friendly as well as the guy working the front, he was running around getting orders ready. So I have done the work for you and scoped out this place and am here to tell you to rush, sprint, dash or gallop to Simple Simon's because you will feel zero remorse about devouring these mystical carbs!

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Jack Mahan

Loved everything about it. Waaaay underappreciated local shop. The only place to get stromboli in town and it is nice and crispy with a warm gooey center. Perfect. The ambiance is reminiscent of the old school pizzarias I grew up with in the Bay area of California, complete with pinball.

Megan Loves Life

The best pizza and calazone in all of west texas!

Rex B.

Staff were knowledgeable in food requests I asked about. Very friendly and nice. Cook was fast at making my order. I'll be back in the future to try more. I got the stromboli which was great.

tana payne (TPayne)

This place is a hidden gem! Veteran owned, and the pizza was awesome. Priced very reasonably and fast service! Not a lot of seating but worth the trip. Highly recommend 👌

Jannit A Nolen -Bevers

Not the fanciest place but once you try their pizza, you won't go back to those national brands again. We are a military family and have been around the world more than a few times. Simple Simon's food reminded me of our favorite pizzeria in Livorno, Italy.