Pat's

F'burg Foodie

We were on the way to visit Armstrong Forest and stopped in here for lunch. We chose Pat’s based on the amazing reviews and it didn’t disappoint. The menu is interesting and after seeing it, we understand the name of the diner. They have an ecelectic mix of nationalities highlighted on their menu. The items we chose, the Salmon BLT and their “KFC” (Korean Fried Chicken) Sandwich were pretty good. Their donut is amazing! The sauce and slaw on the KFC sandwich were incredible, flavors overall were great, but the chicken was just a little too thin. The fries that came with it was incredible! Save room for dessert and get that donut – WOW! The venue isn’t much to look at, except for the large map of the Russian River on the wall – which is really cool. Otherwise, it’s just a very dimly lit diner style restaurant that seems to have been last updated in the 70’s filled with picnic tables inside. But, it’s comfy enough to enjoy their amazing food, so stop in!

Elizabeth Atwood

Hippie bowl with temphe was really yummy! It was a bit expensive ($23) for just a medium-sized portion. Did not appreciate eating my vegan meal while being stared at by dead animals on the wall, but I get that it's their style. I would encourage the owner to rethink. The server was really nice, too! 👍

Casandra Campos

Great place to eat! The KFC Vanilla coleslaw sandwich was absolutely delicious! Pickle fire and steak cut fries great with their pickle aïoli sauce were great too. Service was fast and the owner was Friendly and talked with us for a bit.

Norma

My family and I had the best breakfast ever!! Super yummy. I wish I had a place like this in Sarasota. My husband said "The Breakfast Sandwich" was the yummiest breakfast he ever had. The ceiling changed colors. Very nice staff and atmosphere 🤗

Monica Reinhart

The restaurant was instantly cozy. We were seated in a booth and addressed very quickly. The music was mellow and it added to the cozy feel. My husband had the burger and I had the huevos rancheros. Both were very good! We also ordered doughnuts which were made to order and they were delicious. It reminded me of my grandmother used to make when I was little and my husband said they were a “memory from childhood”. We highly recommend. I took a few pictures, but I always as an afterthought lol - it was just that good.

Take Back Roads

Weirdly mismatched decor and music that somehow works well. The food is fantastic. The coffee drinks were solid. Waiter forgot to bring my regular cup of drip coffee which is a bummer, but otherwise I loved it here. Creepy bathroom too 😂

Garry Vanderhorne

What a fantastic place! Staff are amazing, food is amazing & the Russian River Hot Toddy is like a tonic for the soul! If you're going near Guerneville it's a must for anyone who loves good food in an authentic old school American diner setting. Also the ceiling changes colour!..Bonus!

Bluethunder 9676

The food was great esp the meatballs 😋. It was a little musty in the restaurant but not bothersome. Our server was great and we got to taste their cinnamon sugar donuts 🍩 and loved it! Def will go here again when we in the area 🙂👍🏽

Joe Boys

This is my go-to spot! Great staff, great food, and elevated decor. Meat balls are amazing—bit of tang and some kick to it. Only time of the year that I’ll seek out donuts for breakfast. Great spot!

Fantastic vegan options; build your own bowl with Korean friend tempeh really hit the spot. Fantastic small town find.

Nice little place downtown Gurneville. Food was great , service was friendly, establishment was clean. What more could you ask for.

Best place we ate at in Guerneville! Great menu and server was very helpful. Great banter and atmosphere. Eggs Benedict was delicious! The mornay sauce was top notch! Highly recommended!

Every time I've eaten here the food has been great. Today I had a tempeh Ruben and the bread was perfectly crisp and it had just the right amount of sour kraut. I love the log cabin vibe and friendly people. Lots of great vegetarian options to choose from!

KJ HANCOCK

Best place we ate at in Guerneville! Great menu and server was very helpful. Great banter and atmosphere. Eggs Benedict was delicious! The mornay sauce was top notch! Highly recommended!

Mike Rowland

Nice little place downtown Gurneville. Food was great , service was friendly, establishment was clean. What more could you ask for.

Jessica Mendenhall

Every time I've eaten here the food has been great. Today I had a tempeh Ruben and the bread was perfectly crisp and it had just the right amount of sour kraut. I love the log cabin vibe and friendly people. Lots of great vegetarian options to choose from!

Avery Bennett

Fantastic vegan options; build your own bowl with Korean friend tempeh really hit the spot. Fantastic small town find.

Service was very very good Reason for the 4 total stars was due to the service with an old school smile. Food was ok freshly made but lacked flavor. Presentation was nice. Everyday place no problem, it will do.

Food: 3.5/5 Service: 3.5/5 Ambiance: 4/5 Overall: One of the few places in town to go get breakfast. The extended review... Food: Country Breakfast - 3.5/5 - It comes with a good amount of accompaniments for a decent price. Taste was standard fare and my stomach was happy. Doughnut - 3.5/5 - A standard cinnamon sugar donut. How can you go wrong? Service: 3.5/5 - Standard service. Ambiance: 4/5 - It's definitely a different ambiance on the inside but definitely mimics the ambiance of the area.

Food was fast and friendly. We came for breakfast and were in and out in about 40 minutes. There's plenty of indoor and outdoor seating. Drink list is extensive with wines, mixed drink, coffee, and juices. The food was okay for the price, but I feel like the menu has more potential than the flavors we got on the plate. Nothing really stood out aside from the sausage gravy, but they have very hearty portion sizes.

Michael Nader Musleh

Service was very very good Reason for the 4 total stars was due to the service with an old school smile. Food was ok freshly made but lacked flavor. Presentation was nice. Everyday place no problem, it will do.

Spencer Q

Food: 3.5/5 Service: 3.5/5 Ambiance: 4/5 Overall: One of the few places in town to go get breakfast. The extended review... Food: Country Breakfast - 3.5/5 - It comes with a good amount of accompaniments for a decent price. Taste was standard fare and my stomach was happy. Doughnut - 3.5/5 - A standard cinnamon sugar donut. How can you go wrong? Service: 3.5/5 - Standard service. Ambiance: 4/5 - It's definitely a different ambiance on the inside but definitely mimics the ambiance of the area.

Fred Twum-Acheampong

Food was fast and friendly. We came for breakfast and were in and out in about 40 minutes. There's plenty of indoor and outdoor seating. Drink list is extensive with wines, mixed drink, coffee, and juices. The food was okay for the price, but I feel like the menu has more potential than the flavors we got on the plate. Nothing really stood out aside from the sausage gravy, but they have very hearty portion sizes.

I had an omelet. The omelet was great. The hash browns were perfect. The toast was cold. The coffee was drinkable and the staff kept our cups full. There were a lot of flies inside.

Piers Ady

I had an omelet. The omelet was great. The hash browns were perfect. The toast was cold. The coffee was drinkable and the staff kept our cups full. There were a lot of flies inside.

Very disappointing. The restaurant reeked of a sewage smell like their plumbing has backed up into the restaurant. It was bad enough that I didnt want to stay in there very long. On top of that the service was a complete let down. No "good morning" or "how are you?" when the staff came to the table just "do you know what you want?" and then after we ordered they simply walked away. We were never checked on or offered more coffee while we were eating. Between the stench and the poor service. SKIP IT.

Jay B

Very disappointing. The restaurant reeked of a sewage smell like their plumbing has backed up into the restaurant. It was bad enough that I didnt want to stay in there very long. On top of that the service was a complete let down. No "good morning" or "how are you?" when the staff came to the table just "do you know what you want?" and then after we ordered they simply walked away. We were never checked on or offered more coffee while we were eating. Between the stench and the poor service. SKIP IT.

liyah

The food was average (we got pancakes) and the decor made me uncomfortable. I appreciated the tapatio though!

My partner and I came in for breakfast on our anniversary after camping nearby. The waiter who took our orders was unnecessarily rude, telling me “nope. you’ll survive,” when I asked about putting chocolate chips in the pancakes. After ordering, I did change my mind about my order (within 1 minute). He came back to retake my order and I asked him what fruit was in the fruit cup. He exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!” And stormed off to ask the kitchen. At this point my husband and I had had enough of his rudeness and stood up to leave. I understand that it’s probably annoying to have a customer change their mind about their order, but asking about what fruit is in the cup is a very typical question that any waiter should be expecting? Even then, exclaiming and storming off was completely uncalled for, and so childish. Our experience at Pat’s was NOT a great start to our special day, and we will not be coming back.

Olivia Brown

My partner and I came in for breakfast on our anniversary after camping nearby. The waiter who took our orders was unnecessarily rude, telling me “nope. you’ll survive,” when I asked about putting chocolate chips in the pancakes. After ordering, I did change my mind about my order (within 1 minute). He came back to retake my order and I asked him what fruit was in the fruit cup. He exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!” And stormed off to ask the kitchen. At this point my husband and I had had enough of his rudeness and stood up to leave. I understand that it’s probably annoying to have a customer change their mind about their order, but asking about what fruit is in the cup is a very typical question that any waiter should be expecting? Even then, exclaiming and storming off was completely uncalled for, and so childish. Our experience at Pat’s was NOT a great start to our special day, and we will not be coming back.