Thompson Dojny

Pizza is very oily and not very crispy. Also, it has a bit too much cheese for my liking.

Andrew Scott

The world's "okay'est" pizza. Barely any pepperoni on the large pie ordered. The crust is very bland and "dough-ey". The garlic knots were very bland and boring. The pizza was cut very uneven. The saving grace was quick delivery time, kids don't mind this underwhelming pizza. Try any other pizzeria over this.

July Monday

It’s pizza, so you eat it. Soupy, floppy slices. I imagine the cheese slice might be good, but anything with toppings is a lot of wet dough.

Sue Parker B.

Terrible hygiene and food safety standards. They served me pizza with their bare hands immediately after picking up/cleaning up something off of the floor (also with their bare hands), without washing their hands first. I was very grossed out. This place needs a food safety health inspector to give them a C rating, at MOST. At least those C rating places that serve Chinese food will actually taste good... The actual regular pizza slice was very mediocre, too. The dough was too pillowy and it just tasted like bread with sauce and cheese, instead of tasting like a whole unit working together. For $3 it's very overpriced. You're paying for what is essentially a $1 slice and $1 service. Looking at the other reviews, it seems that I'm not the only one who had a bad experience with the food safety/hygiene. Avoid this place if you value your health, unless you want to get sick or get food poisoning. I will NOT be coming back here again. 👎

Arianna Mendoza

I had wanted to try a new pizza place but didn’t want to spend to much money in case I didn’t like it, so I had ordered from this pizzeria on Too Good To Go. I paid for 2 orders but only received one, at pick up the food was cold and I kindly asked them if they can heat it up. They proceeded to say that they will not heat it up since I only spent a certain amount of money. The staff was rude and thought that it was right to sell me cold food. Knowing that food can grow bacteria staying out at room temperature. Just gross and disgusting. I do not recommend this place at all, terrible customer service.

Deni

If you're looking to do a colon cleanse, don't waste your money on laxatives. Just go to Joe's and grab a slice, but try to eat it when you get home. If you decide to eat it at Joe's you'll run the risk of needing "to go" on the train or bus ride back home. Thought I learned my lesson the first time but decided to give Joe's another try, big mistake...word of advice, make sure you're stocked up on TP and you have some sort of lube or Vaseline for afterwards bc ur def gonna be a little raw. Thanks for the good times Joe!

Rohan Juneja

Dude, first off, $7 for pizza dough is daylight robbery. I get it, I'm paying for the convenience. But when i got home, i see you charged me 15% on top of that for using my card? Maybe next time warn me, and ill pay cash. Not cool.

Louis Oprisa

I dont have many options for eating when I get out of work around here. The pizza looked old but I wanted to give this place a chance. That was a mistake. Even after they heat it up the cheese looks old and congealed. Not even my own poverty could help me ignore the taste of spoiled cheese. Avoid this place. Hopefully someone else will replace them soon.

BK Man

I don't mind if Ray Charles makes the pizza as long as it tastes good. Seems like joe left town. It's sad I used be regular but once the pizza started tasting worse and worse and then this was their last 6th chance. They lost me....

Angel Calixto

The Pizza is VERY mediocre. Garlic Knots tasted like NOTHING. The pizza slice tasted below average in terms of NYC pizzerias. The employees show poor cleanliness. One employee even put my Credit card on his CHIN while he waited for the payment to go through. 😡👎