Lawrence M

Our server was legit the best!! Brittney made this stop the best so far. Drinks stayed properly topped off, but our kids stayed respectfully dehydrated. I mean, off the rip I was property greeted and described as Godly, I mean, crazy. Love this place and we will plan the next trip based on Britney’s schedule.

Justino Cruzado

Came to Dick’s Last Resort expecting attitude and chaos and Britney DELIVERED. From the moment she showed up, the insults were perfectly timed, savage without crossing the line, and had our whole table laughing nonstop. She stayed in character the entire time, roasted us creatively, and still made sure our drinks were full and food came out right. That balance is hard to pull off, and she nailed it. You can tell Britney actually enjoys what she does and knows how to read the room. If you want the full Dick’s experience the kind you’ll be talking about later ask for her. Absolute legend. Would 100% come back just to get roasted again. 🔥🍻

Nolan Smith (smitty67us)

Staff was much fun and funny with good attitudes! We had great time eat and watching staff attempt to draw more customers!

+2

Coty Prazak

This place is a lot of fun! And the steak and shrimp was amazing!

Samuel Harper

I had heard about this restaurant before and I happened to be in San Antonio. Out of curiosity, I looked up “The restaurant where where staff are intentionally mean to you”, and I not only found out that there was one in San Antonio, but it was literally right next to where I happened to be! I went in for a margarita just to experience the atmosphere, and I was not disappointed! My server did a fantastic job of roasting me and I loved it. And the drink was great!

Michael Cantu

Joseph was exceptional. I am amazed at the laughs he got out of my boring family. He was also very considerate of my special needs nephew. Thank you so much for the memories and yes, we will be back. You're the best D ever!

T M

Joseph was our server and that man provided one of the best dining experiences I’ve ever had. Yeah the location was gorgeous. Yeah the food was freaking delicious (try the crab legs). Yeah the cocktails were world class, but the service was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. My face still hurts from laughing. It was such a treat after our son’s bootcamp graduation to be so thoughtfully welcomed, and humorously ribbed it was probably one of the highlights of a trip of lasting memories. I’ve got one more teenager hopefully we’ll be back in a few years for another graduation. Do yourselves a favor and eat there. It was such a treat. And Justin was the friggin man.

Geneviev Jehnuhveev

Britney was outstanding. She has great service and energy. We appreciate her. She makes us want to come back. Great food!

Sebastiaan Dijkhuizen

Didn't care about my server's name so i named her Dorothy, i wanted to marry the manager Edwin but he wasn't for sale that day. Service was great, could be a bit more sassy, food was great and i enjoyed my experience. Still want to kidnap and marry Edwin though, nice snack! Love from the Netherlands ;)

King

We had Melissa as our waitress and she by far the best. When we got seated Melissa came out and sat down and just played the role of docks. She gave dicks a great name and was very tentative and appreciative to our needs. Even the sarcastic she gave we gave right back made for the best atmosphere for dinning at dicks. Towards the end of dining the manager Joseph came out and sat our table was just out of this world amazing. If you have never been you need to go and request Melissa.

salseragirl

I took my friend for her birthday and everything was great. I recommend this place 100%. The food delicious very delicious and omg the bowl drink was delicious. Great experience, my friend loved it and we making plans to go in a group.

+1

Giselle lozano

Came here knowingly and willingly to have shit talk to.. and enjoyed every minute of it! We had a great server, Faith, that made it twice as funnier. She’s an awesome server and would come back because of her! Loved every bit and would recommend this place if you’re looking for a laugh!

M. Isabelle T.

If you get offended easy do not go or you might end up disappointed. We always have a great time at Dick's, the food and drinks are reasonably priced. Anytime I'm in San Antonio Dick's Last Resort is one of my favorite chill spots.

Kim

We ended up here because it was the only place in the area that didn't have steps. My mom is handicapped and we really needed a bathroom. I really had no idea what I had walked into. The bartender was really nice, which you wouldn't expect to hear in a place like this. I asked him not to explain the concept to my mom. So when she joined me at the bar only to be berated by the bartender, her fiesty side came out. She was dishing it as fast as she got it. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. When she asked him, none too politely for a straw, he delivered. I would really like to go back with the whole family.

Fatima De Anda

I had such a great time! The service was hilarious—Dick really knows how to make you laugh! The food was amazing; I had the tacos and they were so delicious. It was an all-around fun experience. You must go and try it yourself!

+2

Lizzie was the best!! Come and dine with her for a good time! i got the pulled pork tacos and happy hour marg. 10/10

Lizzie was the best!! Come and dine with her for a good time! i got the pulled pork tacos and happy hour marg. 10/10

Lizzie was the best!! Come and dine with her for a good time! i got the pulled pork tacos and happy hour marg. 10/10

J.R. Was the nicest (profanity removed) with the best customer service. Food was cool but the experience top notch

Rashelle was the bomb! So friendly but a real b! The food was great and the drinks hit the spot! We will be back!

Can't remember the name of our server. We went in just for a few drinks. Hilarious! Bartender was amazing 10/10 would go back. It was absolutely dead in there when we went and we really enjoyed it.…

Loved the atmosphere and the staff are so friendly and courteous. Brendan is sweet and took the time to get to know us. If you're ever having a down day and need a pick me up, this is the place for…

Food was amazing...drinks are ok...my server was amazing!!! We was there Saturday for lunch up top.\n Only regret is i didn't get any clothes.

Best happy hour on the river walk! We really enjoyed hanging out the the bearded bartender upstairs. We came back twice in one day as you couldn't beat their drink prices!\n\nBuffalo wings we had w…

Dining at Dick's is a hoot! We prepped our grandchildren ahead of time to expect "rude" behavior, insults, and adult language from the staff, but that it was all part of the fun and experience. …

Best Crappy Hour on the river walk. We laughed so hard all 3 nights of our visits. Cheap drinks and great chicken tenders. (Don't call them chicken fingers here !) Yep we were yelled at. Menus …

Best Crappy Hour on the river walk. We laughed so hard all 3 nights of our visits. Cheap drinks and great chicken tenders. (Don't call them chicken fingers here !) Yep we were yelled at. Menus th…

Best Crappy Hour on the river walk. We laughed so hard all 3 nights of our visits. cheap drinks and great chicken tenders. (Don't call them chicken fingers here !) Yep we were yelled at. Menus th…

Food was average. Fish and chips were the best thing we ordered, also had spinach artichoke dip and a chicken sandwich. Service was fair because she forgot our drinks, didn’t get the order right, and never came to check on us. Waitress seemed newish so she still got a good tip. The view was what we were there for.

Mad dogs es super busy and super fun. The staff was excellent. Fish n chips and the wings were super yummy and great drink specials . We will go back .

The pizza was the bombs 🔥 The pot pie was delicious The chicken sandwich that I had was not very appetizing. 😪 But when we come back, we will try other things 🙏

We just happened upon this place as we strolled the Riverwalk. It wasn’t busy, and we were seated immediately. I don’t think the hostess told the waitress she had seated us in her section so it did take a short bit before we were acknowledged. However, when our waitress (Faith) saw us, she apologized about the wait. She was a fabulous server, personable, kind and appreciative. We just had a couple of cocktails and lunch: chicken tenders and fish and chips. Quite tasty. I have NEVER ordered fried fish before anywhere. I have no idea what prompted me to order it, but it was a very good choice. This was a totally unplanned stop on our trip, but it was probably our favorite. We experienced so many rude restaurant staff on the Riverwalk—to the point we don’t want to go back. But the staff at Mad Dogs—especially Faith—were great. Thank you!!

Jaycee Varela

Took my son for the first time. They were understaffed. But the food was great. It was dirty and sticky on the table.

Benjamin Beckham

Let me start out by saying that our waitress was wonderful! The food was excellent! The only reason I gave it four star review, is because when I came here last it was in a different location and it was a completely different ambience. The staff would yell at the customers more, they would use different words. It was more of an experience, if you know what I mean. I asked the waitress what, and she told me that the owner wanted to make it more family-friendly, so they couldn’t really be like they used to. Also this venue is much much smaller than the old one, and it’s stacked so it seems like a much smaller place. Other than that, we had a lot of fun and the food was fantastic.

+5

Taarna Marie

The Mac and Cheese with steak, and the Hawaiian Pig tacos were both amazing!!! The service was very slow though. Took almost 40mins to get our food, then another 15mins for our drinks because they ran out of tea. Then another 15 for our dessert. The food did taste fresh made and the portions were filling. No one was safe from the hats they made, and most were super funny. Great service considering the atmosphere

+3

3.1 - Broccoli. \n4.0 - chicken fried chicken. \n3.0 - Potatoes, mashed. \n3.3 - Wings,BBQ. Associate said 2.

I got the bbq nachos and barely touched them. Tea was horrible so that was more wasted money. Daughgot the chicken Alfredo and liked it though. Worse $55 ever spent. Waitress was lame. I guess she …

I've been going here for over 15 years, although sometimes years go by between visits. If you're not familiar with the concept, you are forewarned that the name "Dick's" means the waitstaff will be c…

Recommend the place, but remember they are rude and disrespectful for a purpose.. The food was good and the service was an experience. We would return when we get back there.

We ate at this spot on a crowded Sunday night. We had to wait an hour to be seated. The food was good and their was lots of laughter in the place. We sat at an outdoor table and the atmosphere was…

We ate at this spot on a crowded Sunday night. We had to wait an hour to be seated. The food was good and their was lots of laughter in the place. We sat at an outdoor table and the atmosphere was…

Great atmosphere and Great food. I enjoyed every minute of the sarcasm from our waitress. I got the cheese burger and it was outstanding. Wide variety of food to choose from.

Ambiance was truly stellar, and yes you get to keep your glass. However, we missed the keep your glass part and it was nearly $25 dollars for one drink. Also, all the beers on tap were generic. For a British Pub I went there expecting an english ale and was disappointed that there were none. Staff generally friendly.

We hit this spot for dinner on game night - it was buzzing. Got the flatbread and veg burger with sweet potato fries. Flatbread needed more crisp. Burger lacked lettuce/greens. Service was solid - funny greeter wanted to make biryani someday and the waiter was friendly too. Definitely worth a try.

Billy Mccoy

Server, Mikey, was AMAZING.... He interacted with our kiddos and was really friendly.... for Dicks. We'll, for the old Dicks. I guess things have changed since the last time I was in there, not sure when it changed but it did. We went there to get cussed out and made fun of, the old Dicks but sadly they can't do that anymore. Food was still good though. Overall, giving them a 3 outta 5...... Bring back the cussing, belittling customers, and fun stuff like that and it's a hard 5 all the way.

We went there will a big group on a very busy night. The service was okay and they kinda ran out of jokes. \n\nThe ambiance definitely was great! \n\nThe food was quite disappointed. I had the bask…

We went there will a big group on a very busy night. The service was okay and they kinda ran out of jokes. \n\nThe ambiance definitely was great! \n\nThe food was quite disappointed. I had the bask…

We went there will a big group on a very busy night. The service was okay and they kinda ran out of jokes. \n\nThe ambiance definitely was great! \n\nThe food was quite disappointed. I had the bask…

Decent food, tasteful service. We came in with a party of 10 for a new years lunch on the riverwalk. We lucked out with no wait! The food itself is a bit overpriced but it's pretty decent, and I …

You gotta come here for this comedy show type of dining experience. I stopped by for their 2-6pm happy hour for $2 canned beers and $3 well drinks, which was nice. I didn't like any of the food opt…

This is definitely the place you come to for the fun and experience of it all, not the food. I got the Mac n cheese and it was just ok. My chicken was super dry, and there wasn't enough cheese sauc…

Waiter could have been more dramatic, food way overpriced and lacked Flavor. Expected a lot more at this iconic place..

First restaurant we tried on the River Walk and it was disappointing. We sat at an outdoor table for about 10 minutes, watching uniformed staff casually chatting without paying attention to us. I eventually flagged down the gentleman who was calling in customers. He joked that we were in his “blind spot” (the owner would understand what he meant). Once we finally received service, things were acceptable. Food and drinks were decent. However, one important issue was that the wheelchair lift was out of order, meaning there was no accessibility for wheelchair users to enter the restaurant, not ideal.

extremely bad service cussing weird stuff do not play with them 1 star and they threw the food to me my son was crying bcs of the workers

extremely bad service cussing weird stuff do not play with them 1 star and they threw the food to me my son was crying bcs of the workers

extremely bad service cussing weird stuff do not play with them 1 star and they threw the food to me my son was crying bcs of the workers

Absolutely horrible!!! Took over 2 and a half hours to get my food out and the food they gave me was not what I had asked for. The environment was as expected but having to wait and absurd amount o…

Absolutely horrible!!! Took over 2 and a half hours to get my food out and the food they gave me was not what I had asked for. The environment was as expected but having to wait and absurd amount o…

While everyone was friendly, my wife and daughter went to the restroom while we waited in line. The restaurant and restrooms were so filthy dirty that we got out of line and went elsewhere.

This was horrible shut the place down the people are rude i mean why is this ever here i was gonna go somewhere else but someone channged the plans horrible place

While the staff was really nice, as we were waiting in line my wife and daughter went to the restroom. The restrooms and restaurant were so filthy we got out of line and went somewhere else to eat.

While the staff was really nice, as we were waiting in line my wife and daughter went to the restroom. The restrooms and restaurant were so filthy we got out of line and went somewhere else to eat.

While the staff was really nice, as we were waiting in line my wife and daughter went to the restroom. The restrooms and restaurant were so filthy we got out of line and went somewhere else to eat.

While the staff was really nice, as we were waiting in line my wife and daughter went to the restroom. The restrooms and restaurant were so filthy we got out of line and went somewhere else to eat.

Upon arrival, there was a 10-15 minutes wait in line. The host directed us to the bar for seating, but there were no available seats. When I politely approached a server for assistance, they rudely…

Upon arrival, there was a 10-15 minutes wait in line. The host directed us to the bar for seating, but there were no available seats. When I politely approached a server for assistance, they rudely…

Did not know that this place is known for RUDE servicers. Tried to get a beer on a hot day on the River Walk in San Anatinio.. Was told "Go sit down , that is what the servivers are foe I do mean h…

What a horrible experience. I don't often write 1 star reviews, but I'll make an exception for an experience where I have absolutely no desire to come back. A romantic Riverwalk experience is the wrong expectations for Mad Dogs. That should've been obvious by the uniforms the staff wear. They're really going for bar maiden rather than any sort of decency. We sat outside in hopes to enjoy the Riverwalk atmosphere, but Mad Dogs seemed to actively work to destroy this. Right next door is a lovely jazz band playing where the patio can here it, but inside and just outside at Mad Dogs, they blast horrible music and have huge sports games. The music was a stark contrast with what was going on next door and hearing them both was quite unpleasant. Then at 9pm their musicians started blasting their own music and we new we had to leave soon. There was no warning that this would start within 35 min when we were offered our table. Sitting right next to us there was a man smoking a cigar right next to us, which was frequently leaving a stinging odor as we waited. That didn't add to the atmosphere we were looking for. We ordered a Texas Chili Mac burger and the soup, which the waitress tried to order, but found was sold out. Fine, but usually you'd be told what is sold out before being asked what you'd like. So we switched to the Longhorn Steak and Ale pie. And we waited for about 20 minutes before our waitress coming to tell us they're all out of that pie as well! So we changed to the Cottage Pie as a last ditch option, when we really should've left. Surprisingly 5 minutes later our order is out. The food was hot and the Cottage Pie was decent. The burger was inedible. It was quite obviously sitting under a heat lamp for those 25 minutes. (Ironic because it was cool enough outside that a heat lamp would've been nice on the patio.) It made the top bun crispy while the bottom was soft. The meat was poorly cooked and also dry. The rest of the toppings were such an afterthought they detracted from a dry overcooked patty. The Mac and cheese were in such low quantity that I thought they forgot them. When I brought up how the burger was so bad I didn't want to eat it, our waitress just offered to discount it. Apparently that didn't mean remove it or make it right, but instead give $1.90 off the price. Which ended up being about half the credit card fee I didn't see posted. Mad Dogs was really an affront to all 5 senses.

DO NOT RECOMMEND! Staff was inattentive. Sat down, no service, not offered a drink after a few minutes waiting and very few people in the restaurant. We were passed by several servers literally moving chairs. Bartender, Jackie, was rude, rolled her eyes and made a comment to a server as we were leaving. We were only addressed when we got up to leave the restaurant. It was painfully obvious we were not welcomed in this restaurant. Would like to speak with corporate office regarding my experience tonight.

Terrible food and very slow service. We got the Scotch eggs, they were 90% crust. Then we ordered the cottage pie. Pulled off the top layer and there was maybe 2 tablespoons of filling. Had to send it back. We had to wait a full 1/2 hour just to pay for the appetizer and beverages. No refills offered during the time there either.

I don’t often leave bad reviews, however, the service we received was particularly poor at Mad Dogs. When we arrived we were told to sit anywhere we would like so we chose a nice table outside to enjoy the riverwalk. In my opinion the table we chose was likely in a blind spot for servers, but I do not think that warrants the mediocre service we received. We ordered a drink from our waitress, received it, and then seemingly got ignored by her for the next 20 minutes. This was particularly disappointing because we wanted to order more and instead of being approached again we watched our waitress stand around, not even engaging with other guests, for a lot of it. After the second attempt to flag her down as she passed us failed we eventually resorted to flagging down a different server to order another drink and some fries. It took another several minutes for our server to reappear to ask what we would like to order. In total we interacted with 4 different servers and the 3 who weren’t assigned to serve us did a better job than our original girl. If dining on the riverwalk please consider dining elsewhere. As for Mad Dogs, y’all should consider removing the table to the left of the stairs closest to the river as I believe this blind spot issue greatly contributed to our poor experience.